Botanese Shadow Garden-Grown Dark Evil Pack

Watered with the blood of 36 dragons, shits so purple, nuclear levels of sour, lung slaughtering, necromancer kush, with diamonds so you know that the THC to CBD ratio is fucking swag nigga. This is without a doubt, that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass.

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by anonymous March 19, 2023

perfect dark zero

One of four launch titles for the XBOX 360. Like the system, there was two versions. The original which only came with the game and manual and the Limited Collectors Edition, which came with all the stuff of the original plus an extras DVD, a metal casing, a collectors comic and a holographic glyph. Prequel to the N64 game Perfect Dark. A much more awesome game than Halo 2

I love Perfect Dark Zero. Joanna Dark is fuckin' hot.

by JasonD July 29, 2006

Darkenoff

A word used as a substitute in place of normal words.

"That cake was so darkenoff."

"DARKENOFF?! LOLOLOLOL."

by Jules Fyan November 11, 2008

Dark Lord of the Friend Zone

An otherworldly pan dimensional being of such infinite prowess that they have mastered all known aspects of the metaphysical consciousness altering sexless void, known as the friend zone. He has shattered all pre conceived notions of barriers, limits and rational ability considering all relations, religions and retaliations concerning the female sex; or sex at all.

Dark Lord of the Friend Zone: Wanna go to Comic-Con?
Girl: OMG YES! Can we share a room, im strapped for cash
DL: Uh yea sure
Girl: If we share a bed, that can drive the price further down
DL: That sounds great!
Girl: OMG I cant wait to meet some hot nerds!

FRIEND ZONED

by ILOVEYOURYAN June 13, 2012

dark daddy

A hard black cock

I had a dark daddy in my tight ring hole m5

by Jimjam dong April 24, 2017

creature dark

A creature that is part seal, part human, who has soft claws and beady dark eyes. It has an unpredictable and devastatingly violent mood swings. Many casualties are likely to occur when the creature dark gets into one of its rages. In these instances, this creature can be placated with sardine treats or apple sauce. Often, it will put its weight on its hind legs to consume the treats. The creature dark is so fearsome that it can stomp holes into the ground with its claws. If one attempts to take its food, it will give the thief a deadly glare and one tooth will be protruding from its closed lips.
There are a few signs to indicate that the creature dark is ready to assault.
1. The emergence of the angry teeth. The creature will bare its front teeth when it gets mad.
2. The lengthening and hardening of the claws. This can happen in a flash so be alert!

Reporter- "What happened sir?"
Mike- "It's the creature dark! You have to keep it happy or else it'll go on a rampage. I couldn't get the sardine treats out in time and now it has already killed a few people. We have to find it!"
Reporter- "Sir, is that blood on your forehead?"
Mike- "Yes, it's those hard claws. I didn't notice the angry teeth until it was too late!"

by ro. February 16, 2009

The Dark Side

The technical side of theatre. Including (but not limited to): Light design/board, spot op, sound board, backstage crew, set desingn/construction etc. Called the dark side because of techies affinity for the dark, and that they dont spend as much time actually in their bright lights than the actors.

I turned to the dark side a two years ago and plan to stay there throughout high school.

by Brian September 1, 2005