maple dicking

the act of covering a dick in maple syrup and licking it off

Jenny - did you hear that Maria is dating a Canadian?
Cindy - Yeah. I heard she even gave him a maple dicking
Jenny - No way!!

by crimsoncape August 31, 2015

Faux docking

Verb. It's when two chicks with abnormally long clitorises insert them into each other's clits until they blow their full load into each other's uteri.

Damn them bitches be faux docking! Noice. docking

by Jcena! June 1, 2016

emo docking

When the head of a circumcised penis is covered by the foreskin of a uncircumcised penis

"hey , Jim Steve, can you two stop emo docking and help with the dishes"

by Wesbal22 June 8, 2016

Sponge-Dicking

Sponge-Dicking (Sponge-Dick); The act of quick grabbing all of the items contained in a chest during a Hunger Games battle in Minecraft, essentially absorbing it's contents like a big absorbent, spongy dick.

"Hey, 'azzturdz69' is Sponge-Dicking that chest!"

by Sc1ss0rw4lker June 27, 2016

Dry Docking a Steamer

Taking a shit in a sink, bathtub, or toilet that has no water in it.

Dale: "I'm a go take shit brb"
Rick: "Jeff is in there right now"
Dale: "I don't care i'll dry dock a steamer in the sink if I have to"

Jeff: "Where's Dale?"
Rick: "He's dry docking a steamer in your tub"

by PoopMongrual December 21, 2016

back-dicking

To play games
To take advantage
To undermine

To cheat
To fuck around
To make crass sexually provocative overtures within hearing distance yet not within sight of an individual for the sake of intimidation

During my presentation, my coworker back-dicked me by whispering crass comments into my ear. I returned the favor by back-dicking his wife. He blackmailed me proving his back-dickability was better than mine. I now give him my lunch money everyday before work. I see a proper back-dickin in his future.

by Crasstopher January 15, 2017

cow dicking

Having your woman jerk you off while your on all fours. Like she's milking a cow. She generally stands next to you, while your on the bed.

Hey Gerald you get any last night?

Yeah my ol lady gave me a cow dicking.

by Cowdickin February 24, 2017