The gooey duck

When two men dock each others prolapsed anuses.

Kris and Jeff tried the gooey duck on Saturday, it didn't go well. Jeff got stuck and they looked like two dogs stuck to each other.

by Hi5yoface February 13, 2019

kid duck

a guy who looks and acts like kid rock at a kid rock show.

"Hey look, there goes kid duck" lets throw a beer on him.

by mrknthedrk October 2, 2012

Sober As A Duck

when a person is as sober as you would expect a duck to be

millie- "im as sober as a duck"
everyone else- "wtf who says that"

by DarKnd March 27, 2022

Sigma Duck

A Gigachad duck

A: "Do you have a Sigma Duck?"
B: "What's a Sigma Duck? "
A: "SUGMA DICK BI-"

by Lugma Dick January 29, 2023

Blaze Duck

A person who is a total clown that comes from Canada. Typically, these people are feared, as they are a ferdifella

“Yo what’s up?”
“Nothing much. Just ran away from Jackson because it turned out he is a Blaze Duck”
“Yo, that’s crazy! How did we not know he was Canadian?!”

by Ligman July 15, 2018

The duck effect

A psychological phenomenon where a chick is rejected by the mother duck due to an unwanted human interaction. Can be displayed in humans.

I touched her bag and now she wants me to buy a new one, it must be the duck effect.

by Bananasmoothieandpeas November 9, 2016

duck flurry

When you it's really hot outside and your working up quite the sweat (including inside the crack). When you fart, it creates a scummy bubbly flurry inside your ass very similar to the duck flurry on top of ponds.

ronaldo: damn, it's hot right now
jesus: for reals. i got some mad duck flurry goin on right now

by gregalishus June 23, 2010