dry dickin

Being unprepared for any situation or event. Also can refer to a moment of one having no sex and not closing the deal.

“Hey did you end you smashing?” “No I ended dry dicking bro.”

Or you’re ina video game or something have no supplies get killed or stranded your boys are like what happen. “ got caught dry dicking man”

by Master Fensei July 22, 2018

Dry Come

Dry Come is when you climax and nothing comes out

You have just had sex so you have no men left, so you will only be able to have a Dry Come

by Markim June 5, 2018

Dry Tortugas

A U.S. national park in the Gulf of Mexico. Also known to a group of unfortunate few, the act of dry heaving out of your ass. This usually happens after a long episode of watery diarrhea. Your ass opens, goes through all the motions, your sphincter may even prolapse a little, but nothing at all comes out! And if you listen closely, you may even hear your butt hole open and shut as is fails to discharge any fecal matter.

JACOB:Hey Mike I'm gonna stop and grab a burrito bowl on my way into work. You want me to grab you something too?
MIKE: No way dude. Last time I ate one, I am pretty sure the guacamole was bad. I had the "Dry Tortugas" all night!

by CharlesUFarley June 7, 2018

Dry Sally

when you bustin a fat one before you nut put your dick in a vacuum and have it suck the nut out ya balls

Ever had a Dry Sally?

by jehsheufikrje June 8, 2018

dry sandwich

A non moist version of a sandwich which usually contain no butter and gives long stares into the abyss that is your life

Look at Jacob, he's such a dry sandwich!

by That_sandwich_person May 24, 2018

Dry Crush

The experience of a Romantic crush without experience any sexual attraction for the person.
Basically when you want them but you don't want to have sex with them.
romantic attraction without sexual attraction.

When I was a kid I had a lot of dry crushes on girls I knew.... my romantic interest in the opposite sex began before I knew what sex was.

by Daeros November 7, 2019

Dry Wiper

A dry wiper is simply a person who prefers conventional methods of ass wiping, post taking a shit over more progressive methods, such as using either wet wipes or a bidet.

“I was almost done shitting in their bathroom and noticed they didn’t have any wet wipes behind the toilet. I’m telling you, the Robinsons are dry wipers.”

by NossiraH SivaD April 28, 2019