BD/Beat Deprivation

The male equivalent to pms. When a man waits too long to beat his meat he becomes beat deprived. This generally makes the man irritable and much more susceptible to getting a boner.

Spencer had BD because he went on a family vacation and couldn't find the time to whack his shit.

Spencer's Mom: why is spencer so mad?
Connor: he hasn't beat his shit in awhile.
Spencer's Mom: what?
Connor: he has a bad case of BD/Beat Deprivation.

by getchasum151 August 27, 2009

backseat driver

a person sitting in the backseat of a car who critcizes the driver's driving.

Who cares if i ran a red light? Stop being a backseat driver.

by Your mom. May 23, 2004

Drive by media

The American media that distorts the news into propaganda, in order to get high ratings. The drive-by media has told us: blacks were denied the right to vote in Florida during the 2000 election, that New Orleans floods after/during hurricane Katrina resulted from white people blowing up levees to destroy black neighborhoods, that 9-1-1 was a government conspiracy and an “inside “job”, that Bush “lied” about Iraq having weapons of mass destruction just so he could invade Iraq and make amends for his father’s war, that global warming is going to exterminate human beings from the earth, that the war in Iraq is only for oil, and that bigger government is the answer to improving your life. Basically, the drive-by media specializes in brainwashing and charcater assassination.

The drive by media specializes in distortions of the facts in the name of "ratings." The funny thing is that many people are nieve and believe what they are told.

by [e-mail] January 21, 2009

drive by sniff

casually itching your poopy crack then sniffing your fingers.

man, my ass is itching. I better do a drive by sniff. ooooh! THAT REEKS NICE!

by cmoore April 18, 2004

derivitized

Having butchered the English language in order to express the conversion of a chemical compound into a derivative.

Angela derivitized in order to finish her proposal.

by Derek Volker January 19, 2004

drive by wi fi

When your cheap neighbors try to get on your wireless internet connection thus slowing said connection for those who own the line. Also, the act of pulling into the parking lot of a Panera or other wifi hot spot and jumping on to check your email or tend to surfing needs

Man my internet is slow today....Could be another drive by wi fi. I am going to have to put a password on my connection so these cheap bastards don't keep stealing my cyberspace

by cdolby July 7, 2007

Derivative of fuck

What generally spews of the mouth of a calculus student when they have no fucking clue what all the squiggly lines mean and don't happen to be Asian.

"Do you need help"
"yes, what is the derivative of fuck"

by Not A freaking Asian math nerd November 26, 2013