misty dolphin

the act of sticking a water-bottle in a chick's ass & squirting inside.

see that chick there?i hear she enjoys misty dolphins

by drew? February 15, 2007

Zach Douch

Absolute legend that is pro at AFL, and is an awesome friend. Always there for you ;)

Matt: Zach Douch is an awesome friend
Jake: Zach is the best
David: Zach is a babe

by matt469 November 8, 2011

fishing for dolphins

cant get what you want

person1- dang those shoes are legit
person2-too bad you cant have them
person3- haha he fishing for dolphins

by Ruel Advincula September 21, 2007

dolphinately

A douche bag way of saying definitely

"Wanna meet me in the bathroom to do a bump?" "Dolphinately!"

by Rubber Tramp July 28, 2015

douch

a person who fraudulantly claims to communicate with the afterlife

john edwards is a complete douch

by brad November 30, 2003

Dolphin Face

One procures a dolphin face from his sexual partner by surprising her with a finger up the pooper during rear entry coitus. In doing so...the suprised young lady will jerk about wildly and make a noise like a dolphin as such...Eeeeeeeeeeeehhh....Eeeeeeeehhhh.

"Say Steve...did you hear that Raymond gave his old lady the Dolphin Face last night?"

by Dirty Deeds January 31, 2003

douchard

A soulless blood maggot that feasts upon the destruction of joy ; the enemy of human emotion.

Even though I warned him not to, that douchard told me how the last Harry Potter book ends.

by Earl Grey Hot September 6, 2009