douchebag

!. a word used to describe an individual of the male gender who by all outward appearances, tries way too hard either to be cool or to exhibit a particular stereotype, or tries to use a certain hooby to make themselves more attractive to women but does not make any money off of said activity. This includes but is not limited to, bleached hair, surfer hair, tattos, muscle cars, lifted trucks, facial piercings, frequent lies, chest bumping, cock waving,fauhawks, muscle flexing, expensive sunglasses, european cars, Sports jersies, single color outfits, sports apparel, cowboy hats, trucker hats, black eyeliner, bangs covering half the face, tight pants on guys with no ass, skateboarding and sagging.

hey whats up with the guy in the mustang?

Who the guy with the expensive sunglasses and teh frosted tips

yea whats his deal?

i dont know just some fucking douchebag.

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

Undercover douchebag

someone who is not meaning to be a douche bag but is. This person usually hears a story and braggs about how his life is going so well.

Dude, did you hear what Scott said after Frank told him that his girlfriend broke up with him?
Yea dude. Scott was totally being an undercover douchebag

by mytheral February 12, 2010

Douchebaggy behavior

behaving like a douchebag.
idiotic behavior.
behaving in "asheghane" manner. (ashegh in farsi is a person who has lost himself and behaves in douchy manner).
behaving like chanty.
behaving like Ahmadinejad

douchebaggy behavior is to behave like Ahmadinejad.

by Arshopetrix September 19, 2009

Douchebag

A boy (not a man) that believes that he is better than everybody else in everyway possible, especially in sports, when in fact he is mediocre to terrible at evrything he does....except being a douchebag.

Douchebag: "Im an athlete, and just to reinforce the fact that Im an athlete I wear an Oakland ATHLETICS hat all the time."

Everybody else in room: "DOUCHEBAG!!!!!"

by Howiefeltersnatch69 June 9, 2011

gangrenous douchebag

any one of a number of writers and anchors at FoxNews

That lying bastard Sean Hannity is just a gangrenous douchebag.

by the HEmaster January 1, 2009

Dillywaddle Douchebag

Some one who is like a douchebag but is different from the others. Who has more douchebagness than a normal one

Corey sure is a dillywaddle douchebag!!

by TomCruiseLover April 10, 2009

Academic Douchebag

That one student that sits either in the front or the back of the classroom who raises their hand in class only to show off his/her knowledge on the topic at hand not to appear smart, but to put others efforts down, hence making themselves look good. Also paired with bogarting the professor's time at the end of class to share asinine facts and figures instead of asking questions and leaving like the rest of the class.

Student 1 (to professor in class): I wasn't too sure about what the book meant by the reference to the "South" in chapter two; I think it means (enter answer). Could you please explain?

Professor: Interesting point Student 1.

Academic Douchebag: (To student 1) Actually professor, I believe the answer to that question was actually answered in the footnotes in chapter one. It doesn't really mean THAT, it means (academic douchebaggey answer)

by ohemgeee February 12, 2010