Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?
Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.
Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.
Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.
Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork
Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork
by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023
Get the poled dork mug.That dork Sherman wouldn't wipe his ass with anything higher than 200 grit sandpaper because he thought anything higher than that was for pussies.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Get the Dork mug.Someone trying to get in a world others have been out of since high school or shortly after high school.
That dork is in his/her 30's or 40's and is still trying to steal/plagiarize our high school lines and spit in food like we did as teenagers, his/her new favorite lines are "Would you like fries with that?" and "Go away" (he/she thinks it makes him/her sound tough), and he/she thinks that he/she is the first/only (original) person to have ever said either of those things or gotten angry at somebody that came through a drive through or walked in a restaurant, because he/she is a narcissist, someone that really believes that he/she has had to be more sub serviant than everyone else for his/her entire life, and has had a harder life than everyone else.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Get the Dork mug.Someone that gets a job at a fast food restaurant in their 30's not because they enjoy the work (since nobody does it for the money), but because they want to get in with the crowd they never got in with in high school, they're doing it to earn stripes with people (which will one day serve them, they hope).
The dork hated working at Taco Bell as most other people that aren't going to be there for 20 years do (the ones that enjoy their work have their reason for being there), but stayed around for a while to try and make himself look and sound tough so that he/she could one day have something to show for it, he/she even took a few pictures of himself/herself at a drive through with a headset on spitting in food, just to tell his/her friends/family/anyone that gave a fuck "I did that shit too, just like them, now I'm cool and I can fuck with anyone's life I want to!"
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
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Get the Dork mug.The dork girl was the one in the picture with the other dork posing with boxing gloves or something that would make her look tougher or different than the other dork. She must have been one exceptional dork.
by The Original Agahnim November 25, 2021
Get the Exceptional dork mug.Somebody that constantly has to have a game to play or a song to sing just to make it a few miles down the road in a car. Someone that has to read a murder mystery novel to come up with a way to have somebody offed (by a hitman for example). Somebody that uses their own face on an uninspired painting, or paints something in the vicinity because they are a narcissist that lacks imagination.
The dork might have been helpless to kill her husband if she hadn't read the murder mystery about how to hire a hitman and get away with the murder. She lived her entire life as a coward, so she wouldn't try it if the odds were against her getting away with it at some point, or at least getting her sentence reduced.
by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021
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