Dork Diaries

A dork book

I looove dork diaries!

by alola! July 9, 2023

pickle dork

Highly skilled and finessed at the competitive sport of pickle ball albeit just a little too intense to really be cool (but they think they’re cool). BTW, the cool kids are jealous and secretly want to be pickle dorks.

The cool kid laughed at the pickle dorks but later returned without his cool friends and asked if he could try playing pickle ball with the Pickle Dorks

by tofallinlovewith July 29, 2023

dork

It stands for "Dumb Old Retarded Krook"

"He you see that guy on the bench over there? He's a total dork."

by querixx August 19, 2023

Dork

Th whales groin, peanes, dick and dork

The dorks peanes ways 27 kilos

by Whales dork August 21, 2023

poled dork

Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?

Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.

Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.

Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork

by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023

Dork

A person that thinks they are the roughest, most crude, most unpolished by nature.

That dork Sherman wouldn't wipe his ass with anything higher than 200 grit sandpaper because he thought anything higher than that was for pussies.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021

Dork

Someone trying to get in a world others have been out of since high school or shortly after high school.

That dork is in his/her 30's or 40's and is still trying to steal/plagiarize our high school lines and spit in food like we did as teenagers, his/her new favorite lines are "Would you like fries with that?" and "Go away" (he/she thinks it makes him/her sound tough), and he/she thinks that he/she is the first/only (original) person to have ever said either of those things or gotten angry at somebody that came through a drive through or walked in a restaurant, because he/she is a narcissist, someone that really believes that he/she has had to be more sub serviant than everyone else for his/her entire life, and has had a harder life than everyone else.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021