The last sexual performance you have with your girlfriend/boyfriend before breaking up with them. You want it to be your best performance so they miss your sexual dominance.
Girl to her friends: I had no idea he was going to break up with me. He fucked me so good right before he did it. A true Swan Dong
by Larry James August 28, 2023
by faggotwithoneg December 21, 2017
by MakeItSexy July 12, 2019
The sexual position of a guy placing his dick between the tits of a woman while simultaneously the man takes a toke of his bong. The act is best performed with the man standing, while the woman is on her knees pressing her tits together to squeeze the man's dick. Lube and good weed always helps. Best done as a dare to the woman after a night of hottubing, and can easily lead to many other positions.
by Libtarb August 15, 2021
by SuperSlimyDirtPerson October 26, 2018
A reference to Swagatron 3000, bionic dong can be used to describe people who say things which are inane or of little intelligence. Bionic dong is quite versatile in meaning and usage.
A: DurbanpoisonXskunk said that you're a junkie.
B: A junkie? I don't even use drugs!
A: I guess I shouldn't listen to that bionic dong.
"Bionic Dong" can be used differently when combined with other phrases:
A: Jimmy and Joe are having a party tonight.
B: That'll be a bionic sausage fest.
B: A junkie? I don't even use drugs!
A: I guess I shouldn't listen to that bionic dong.
"Bionic Dong" can be used differently when combined with other phrases:
A: Jimmy and Joe are having a party tonight.
B: That'll be a bionic sausage fest.
by Hitmancool December 13, 2011
Pertaining to heterosexual intercourse; placing the vagina and penis in close proximity or conjoined genitalia
by Big Nasty January 12, 2016