Dong Licker

being so bored you want to see what happens when you search dong licker on wikipedia. You know what it means. I know you know what it means. I live in your walls. Check your bathroom. I shoved your toothbrush up my anus and watched you brush your teeth with it.

i know you are the real dong licker here James.

by deengloremenglormness May 16, 2022

ding dong

ding dong is another way to say penis or dick

person 1: "my ding dong is floppy"

by I did ur mother at May 4, 2022

max’s dong

Max’s dong, the length of it can’t be described as there’s no words in the english language for it yet.

I’ve left them on max’s dong replies

by CMX26 February 6, 2021

Swan Dong

The last sexual performance you have with your girlfriend/boyfriend before breaking up with them. You want it to be your best performance so they miss your sexual dominance.

Girl to her friends: I had no idea he was going to break up with me. He fucked me so good right before he did it. A true Swan Dong

by Larry James August 27, 2023

Dong Duster

A perfect description for a mans ironic mustache in the style of a registered offender conjuring a vivid vision of said mustache clad lips mid fellatio being able to dust debris off of said member with his whimsical whiskers : See also “Dick Broom”

Did you happen to see Sully’s new mustache? It’s a real Dong Duster

by Dong Duster January 24, 2021

Tingly dong

A word me and daisy made up in science.

“Can you buy be a tingly dong”
“Tarick is a tingly dong”

by Lillyacx October 31, 2023

Knowledge Dong

The metephorical penis size directly relating to ones intellegence. No relation to physical penis size.

Someone who is very smart would be considered to have a very girthy Knowledge Dong.

Person 1: Man you see the size of Kevin's Knowledge Dong?? Dude really knows how to record and report metrics to companies with shit metrics.
Person 2: It's really not that big.
Person1: Shut the fuck up Chad.

by KiddRed June 27, 2022