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ligmaballs disease

hell where you cant fuck your grandma anymore cure me fucking your and your mom at one time
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butthole disease

Having to take a shit all of the time while having one or more of the various irritable bowel diseases.
It is hard to go anywhere for long periods of time because of my butthole disease.
by sypha-dius July 11, 2016
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ailema disease

Swollen up throat that makes it so you can't breath also side affects of throwing up, coughing , headache, watery eyes, eyes popping out while sneezing
by Ciamada gonzalez April 3, 2017
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CROATS DISEASE

Name given to the feeling after England were knocked out of the world cup by Croatia
Oh mate, got fucking CROATS DISEASE after England's loss last night to Croatia...
by bjeng July 12, 2018
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assburners disease

The result or aftermath of when you have eaten too many spicy items.
I ate too many jalapenos and now I have assburners disease.
by Cadii 22 May 31, 2010
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Gungurky's disease

sudden onset of a hearing disorder when a doctor doesn't want to deal with the latest ailment from his wife
Wife: I've been having this ache in my back and I think its related to the pain I was having yesterday

Doctor / Husband: What - I can't hear you.

Wife: I've been having this ache in my back and I think its related to the pain I was having yesterday

Doctor / Husband: Sorry honey, I can't hear you. I have Gungurky's disease.
by SSKa August 5, 2012
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Westheimer's Disease

Years of trolling down a heavily populated strip in your hometown, drinking some beers along the way, hittin' a few clubs and then realizing you're lost in your own city weekend after weekend for at leat 2 consecutive years...Shortly after, you realize that all those late night drinking and druggin' killed more than just a few brain cells...
Alicia: "Deb, I can't remember the name of that place we went to last New year's Eve...Can you?"

Debra: "Aww, hell nah. I've got major Westheimer's Disease. I can't even remember what I had for breakfast today!"
by lisaland09 February 21, 2009
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