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“Hey Diego, you wanna go down town? For a joint or sum thing?”
“Nah man i don’t do that, let’s go to your house and goof off”
“Nah man i don’t do that, let’s go to your house and goof off”
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Brooke: Damn, is Diego really always this funny?
Jayden: Hell yeah! He’s such a fucking god, he should be a comedian!
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