dead babies

1. A comedy goldmine.
2. A nutritious source of protein and B-vitamins.
3. Great sex toys.

1. Q. What's the difference between a dead baby and a cheeseburger?

A. You don't have sex with a cheeseburger before you eat it.

2. Q. How do you make a dead baby float?

A. Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead babies.

OR

A. Take your foot off it's head.

3. Q. What's worse than waking up and finding a dead baby on your pillow?

A. Realizing you were drunk and had sex with it the night before.

by D34DB4B135 September 11, 2010

dead blowin mines

Something extremely annoying!

This chatroom is dead blowin mines!

by Hunnit Grand July 19, 2009

Dead Presidents

A term refering to American paper currency. Cash. Can be used to discuss $1, $2, $5, $10, $20, $50, and $100 bills. Used because most American bills have deceased former U.S. Presidents on the front. Usually used on "the streets" by african americans doing buisness.

Yo man these oakleys are gonna cost ya 56 dead presidents.


Alright dude now how many dead presidents do I owe you for these?

by Winger September 1, 2005

Dead Battery In A Dildo

When you are very excited to do something but find out that you cant

Thats a dead battery in a dildo

by Fin Germatwat October 31, 2010

dead ass

To be completely and honestly serious.
A reply used by people who have been questioned on the truth of their comment.
To be truthful and not lie.
A truncation of the phrase "dead ass serious".

Guy 1: Yo, swear I saw George (W.) Bush jump that fence for a corndog...

Guy 2: What? nah uh, you're lying..

Guy 1: No, for real! I'm dead ass.

by Tai June 30, 2003

Dead Rain

An animation series on Newgrounds.com about a virus that turns people into zombies that is spread by rain. I know this, from experience, to be one of the most horrifying things on the site. The animator has some serious talent, though.

I watched one episode of Dead Rain and didn't sleep for a month

by Scott Curtis February 8, 2004

dead turkey

When a guy puts his cock and balls underneath his legs, bends over and hops slightly. The cock and balls move up and down similar to a dead turkey.

Jack showed Jill a "dead turkey" to win her heart.

by Joe Bean February 7, 2006