Deaconed

When you win an argument by making up something that has never happened

Student: So if God knows everything, we don't have free will
Deacon: Hey buddy take it from me I shot a Polar bear!
Student: Sorry Deacon I didn't know.
Deacon: Yeah, get Deaconed!

by Jewlover62 March 24, 2019

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Death&Delete

A last ditch effort command to get rid of Tinder, Grindr, or any form of dating apps before someone else sees your phone

"Bill's fiance tried to use his phone, thank God he used Death&Delete or else she'd have his balls"

by Pokebuster64 November 3, 2019

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Noun: deat deet
Verb, gerund or present participle: deating deeting
Verb, past tense: deated deeting

1. A Portmanteau word combining dating and eating.

2. To go out with someone for the purpose of obtaining free meals or drinks.

Noun: Last night’s deat was awesome: I ate a tomahawk steak with garlic mashed potatoes, creamed spinach, and a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon!

Verb (present): She meets guys online for the purpose of deating them.

Verb (past): I got deated last night and stuck with a $300 bill...

by Little Linguist May 13, 2021

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Death

The leading cause of dying

He is dying of death!

by Traintimeboy April 28, 2022

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Rectal Death

When a man covers himself in lubricant and fully enters a woman's anus... fully.

Guy - "Woah dude, i just gave my girl the rectal death!"
Other Guy- Woah man how is she?
Guy - Im pretty sure i punctured her stomach on the way out, but lets not worry about that

by Analman April 10, 2008

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