A small portion of fecal matter that remains stuck to the anus after defecation and cannot be expelled by normal methods of muscular contraction. Often a byproduct of excessive cheese consumption.
I thought I was in the clear, but I realized too late that I hadn't taken care of a dangling deuce and now my hand is covered in shit.
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Toni: "Are you going to fly space-a tomorrow?"
Brittany: "We'll try for it. Now with more dancing aardvarks in the terminal, my kids want us to try more often.
Brittany: "We'll try for it. Now with more dancing aardvarks in the terminal, my kids want us to try more often.
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Friend 1: Do you reckon that guy wearing the shirt with rainbows and unicorns is gay?
Friend 2: Yeah, he's definitely dancing with Jamie.
Friend 2: Yeah, he's definitely dancing with Jamie.
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