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A Dan Marino

When you take a dump inside of a urinal, named after the erstwhile Miami Dolphins Quarterback.
"Yeah man, every single stall was full and I was rushing to my meeting so I just had to drop the trousers and pull a Dan Marino."
by thewarrior1986 June 5, 2015
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baby dan

The most adorable baby to be born. He is a crowd pleaser and really has a way with the ladies (especially his work wife). The boy can take a head bang or two and bounce back laughing. His smile and giggle will light up any room and make any mood better.
Baby dan is the absolute cutest.
by Malo July 6, 2019
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Dan Biddlecombe

Who built your extension? It looks like a Dan Biddlecombe job.
by doobydoo123 November 18, 2019
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Danky Dan

Before there was rythym and music, and long before time itself, there was something different. It was a power, a life force, a shining beacon to the world. There was hope.

Years later, a baby emerged from a womb. As a boy, Danky Dan didn't realize his potential as a revolutionary, as a idol, as a man. He would later learn that his life was sacred, his time precious, his dreams a reality, and his Dankyness, supreme.

Cold, clammy, sweaty and wet. His hands sticky, his complexion pale and pasty. A man of prowess and grace, Danky Dan, the Dankiest of Boys, would enter our lives forever.

Danky Dan is a danky, danky boy, whose sole mission is to just straight dank it, everyday and night, until the day of reckoning arrives. Full blown dankin' from Monday to Sunday, awaiting his Judgment Day and holding in his sweaty, clammy hands, the fate of us all.

Dank on Danky Dan, Dank on.
Private Schultz : We've got a real dill of a pickle here, Sarge!

Sergeant Davies: Don't you kiss your ass goodbye yet, private! Danky Dan is on his way with a whole can of whoop ass and plenty of danky dank to boot!
by goanna greg April 8, 2019
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Dan wells

Dan wells is a giraffe fat fuckin cunt , he thinks he has so many friends and that he’s hard and he doesn’t he’s gay and shows school boys his penis
That gay man isn’t as gay as dan wells
by Oozzawooza August 7, 2019
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Dan Chan

A person that does something that neither benefits the receiver or the person doing the action
Stop being such a Dan Chan
by MyNamaJeffHD November 4, 2017
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lil dan

Lil Dan is a very odd man. He full of lots of fun and energy. One of the people to make u laugh. He usually has an oddly deep voice. Lil Dan is very fond of all his friends. U gotta love a lil Dan
LIL DAN is sooo nice man.
by Chicken nugget 8888888 February 20, 2017
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