Peach Crystals

Oh, you know what they are.

Dang, Sickly, those are some PEACH CRYSTALS!

by Sneaky Effer August 11, 2025

Crystal Ice

after you cum in her ass pop you pop in an ice cube or two.

"Dude, last night I gave her some Crystal Ice"
"Wack, dude"

by clorox water February 1, 2023

Crystal pickle

When you get your sexual partner to blow meth down your dick hole and have a hard on for 3 days.

My hoe gave me a crystal pickle and I hard a boner for 3 days.

by Urhighnezz February 16, 2023

crystal._.moon0

A mikan cosplayer commonly known for being a witch and having quite the weird sister.

Is that crystal._.moon0?
Yeah! how'd you know?
Their sister is trying to kill them, of course its crystal._.moon0

by Dripgokuwaffle March 6, 2022

Cum crystal

Cum inside of a girl that gets hardened and then either drops on you as she’s riding your dick. Or will cut your penis while fucking her.

I have a cut on my dick because she didn’t clean herself up after her last fuck!

Or

I’m sorry but I just dropped a cum crystal in your belly button.

by DeetleBug August 10, 2024

crystal cdrmanti

the best big brother ever #bonerduo

crystal cdrmanti is my favorite person in the whole entire world

by goldie cdiscduos May 31, 2022

Teacher Crystal

a type of rare crystal that teach you about econs
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by I HANDLE PROBLEMS VERY WELL EV July 7, 2020