fire-crotch

1. a pubic area with red hair

2. a person with red hair who is presumed to have red pubic hair

"Mikey sent me nudes on Snapchat, and he totally has a fire-crotch!"

"I guess I am glad people don't call me ginger anymore, but fire-crotch is not much better."

by randacted November 17, 2018

broccoli crotch

When your vagina looks like a fresh batch of steamed broccoli, but no one wants to eat that shit.

Dang, that Becky's broccoli crotch was fresh to death!

by Kachow October 30, 2015

Crotch of death

The only words that could ever be used to describe the musk that resonates when a girl wears yoga pants to the gym and sweats. It's been known to have killed at least two children and no doubt scarred many others for life.

The crotch of death was strong today!

by Jmilburn August 27, 2013

face-crotch

(Verb) The universal term for both the giving or receiving or either filatio or cunnilingus.

-OTHER FORMS

face-crotched, face-crotching

Man 1: How'd last night go?

Man 2: Dude, that girl gives awesome face-crotch

by face-crotcher October 17, 2010

Crotch Tetris

When you re-arrange your twig and berries because they are in an undesired/annoying position.

I was sitting in computer class when I felt "un-orderly" so I played a little crotch tetris.

by Lu-10-It October 29, 2010

Beach crotch

When a lady spends the day at the beach laying in the sand and swimming in the ocean, only to go home and find sand and seaweed in her vagina. Beach crotch.

I need a shower before dinner because I definitely have beach crotch from this afternoon.

by sweediepie January 17, 2021

Crotch Top

Similar to a crop top, it is a pair of shorts that have been manipulated to be high enough, so that user’s testicles hang out of one side.

Omg, did you see Joey’s crotch top today? His balls are so hairy.

by Vaginal Hook January 17, 2020