CrustyWeave

A girl with a ratchet lookin' weave like, girl, get it right and don't play no games cause you look NASTY.

"She got a CrustyWeave tho."
"Omg she doooo."

by DUNCHEHHH August 4, 2016

crusty goat

It means when someone is a bitch or is acting crusty

Damn he's a crusty goat

by Crustygoat4life January 19, 2017

Crusty pete

Generally a dusty butt from the mid missouri region. Tends to say dumb Shit at inappropriate times. Professional Shit bum. Normally Carrys the Petree name.

That dumb bitch Crusty Pete needs to jump off a bridge.

by 816Jerm January 3, 2017

Crusty Sausage

When a male masturbates and ejaculates and intentionally allows the semen drip down the penis and does not make an attempt to clean up. Resulting in a dry shriveled semen-flaked penis.

Jake: Bro I was jerking off last night. Ejaculated and created the most disgusting Crusty Sausage.
Donovan: That's pretty gross dude.
Jake: Whatever.

by EnigmaActivate February 15, 2017

crusty nut

A long lost tissue or any tissue-like object used for sanitizing male genitalia after ejaculating

Davon cleaned his whole room after discovering that his mom plans to clean the whole house. He was aware that crusty nuts might be discovered in the process.

by StanLied March 12, 2017

Crusty weave

Crusty weave ass hoe
A bitch who has raggedy, filthy, dusty, toe up, and nappy ass weave(fake ass hair)

Person 1: I seen sharea at the store yesterday.

Person 2: Man fuck that crusty weave ass hoe.

by KingKid789 May 30, 2017

crusty nips

when you get your nips pierced and they start to crust over with scabs and look minging , normally girls called Jessica frankland have this problem.

Rebecca: hey girl why do you have your hands down your top?
Jess: oh I have crusty nips so I pick them so they aren't scabby anymore

by bexxmay101 January 8, 2018