Akshay Chawla

A person whose internet connection sucks.

Friend 1: Bro it would suck to be an Akshay Chawla, how would I play games.

by _crax_ September 19, 2021

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Crammy/Cramlington

Cramlington is a small shithole located just north of Newcastle. It's famous for a poorly-lit church, Ross Noble, and the famed local cemetery, sometimes referred to as 'Cramlington Village Primary School.' It was likely founded by the danes, anglo-saxons, or most likely, a bunch of chavs from Blyth.

'I used to live in Crammy/Cramlington'

'You poor soul'

by Timlovesbarackobama March 30, 2022

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chuck cawley

When a homeless guy gets banged by two dudes, he then becomes a CHUCK CAWLEY

My gay brother’s birthday party is tonight. Lets go in the alley and get him a CHUCK CAWLEY to bang, as a gift

by Real BS April 8, 2023

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Jessica chawla

Jessica chawla, the sweetest and sassiest girl you will ever meet although she has a MacDonalds and noodle’s addiction she has an amazing body like the type that you see in magazines. Her smile could light up an entire room and if your lucky enough to hear her real laugh just know that it sounds more beautiful than anything Mozart could ever make. She is an absolute angel and everyone that knows her should be happy to know they have a genuinely amazing friend, daughter, aunt and lover

That girl is so amazing

She’s like Jessica chawla

by The owner of your hoodie August 21, 2023

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back to the cradle

When you've known someone since birth or from infancy. You've grown up together as well.

Can also say 'since the cradle'

Rach and I are close friends. We go back to the cradle.

Careful what you say about him, him and I go back to the cradle.

by L!AM February 2, 2006

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Newton's Cradle Cup

When a man performs a Newton's Cradle with a pair of breast. He sticks his head inbetween and lets them hit his cheeks

Zach: how was that lame Barmitzvah.
Derek: it wasn't lame, Lassie let me perform Newton's Cradle Cups.

Zach: she's like a D Cup!
Derek: I know, I got a concussion

by WheezyLegere October 30, 2015

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