Crab walking

CS:GO fag awper crouch walking down the map with 100% accuracy hunting for a kill.

Dude this fag is just crab walking down highway. Fuck this game.

by Trimped February 13, 2017

cig crab

Cig crabs are sentient crabs who enjoy smoking. They are prone to showing up during activities to dispense commentary at the price of a humiliation. It is customary to thank the cig crab for its consideration.

It was early so I was watching Arthur on TV. The show literally said "just be yourself" and I saw a cig crab on the bed next to me, he said "That's what I do" and scratched my face. Thanks cig crab.

by Dusty Pump October 9, 2014

Krusty crab

Restaurant under the sea

Is this the krusty crab?
No this is Patrick!

by Soup boy August 8, 2019

Crab Pot

After fisting your hoe's pussy, you drop your balls into her gaped fuck hole to give your nut sack a good washing in her slut sauce, only to have her cunt lips squeeze around your balls and clamp them in place like a crab in a crab pot.

I tried to wash my balls in that bitches fuck hole, but my nuts got clamped in her bitch ditch like a crab in a crab pot.

by halascanid February 5, 2022

ass crab

a huge ass with crab legs and claws

also an insult

you're such an ass crab

by Harmony pond August 21, 2015

crab party

a crab party is any time 2 or more crabs are visible at any given time

last night I woke up to get some water and there was a crab party going on, all four of them!

by dogboyandfrogperson February 24, 2021

crab cart

Most appropriately a promiscuous woman. However can just be generalized to any female. References the sexually transmitted genital organism commonly referred to as "the crabs."

That chick dates a lot of guys, she's a real crab cart.

by cnt55 June 18, 2008