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cowbell

A skit from Saturday Night Live that is completely overrated and that people talk about when they want to appear funny. Such morons are also known to use such overrused words as "random," "cheese," "crack," and "monkey" in an attempt to get a laugh.
"Oh my gosh! You have got to be smoking crack, you crazy monkey! You must need more cowbell! Ah! I'm so random! Cheese!"
by Janay C February 23, 2006
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cowboy style shit

taking a dump while stradling the comode reverse. So as to lean your elbows on the tank, or in a public restroom, grab the pipe like the reigns or of bull. AKA reverse shit, you have to mount & dismount the toliet.
hey bubba, i had to shit so bad after that taco bell, i took a cowboy style shit to hold on, my ass blew up and i almost bucked off.
by YDNA RunDPMG November 17, 2006
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cowboy

This is when a guy sits on top of a keg with the tap in between his legs and rocks back and forth with the nozzle in his mouth chugging. with his free hand twirling around above his head as if he has a lasso
Dude keg stands and gargoyles are good but I'm doin a cowboy
by mike o. June 22, 2009
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Dallas Cowboys

An often controversial, yet perrenial favorite NFL team that has won five Super Bowls. Called "America's Team," even though this has added to the continued controversy surrounding the team's highly-visible owner (Jerry Jones), his players (sometimes problematic) and coaching staff (usually outspoken).
The Dallas Cowboys are crazilly inconsistant, but I'm still a fan!
by Scott Hume May 15, 2005
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BEAST MODE COWBOY

Caleb Reynolds (Beast Mode Cowboy) Born in N. Carolina and grew up In Kentucky. Was on the CBS Reality tv show BIG BROTHER Season 16. Caleb was given the name Beast Mode Cowboy from a fellow house guest after showing massive strength in Competitions.
That Beast Mode Cowboy sure did turn on his beast mode when he hung on with one arm to win that comp.
by CORRECTURBAN September 8, 2014
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Dallas Cowboys

Also known as the Dallas Cowgirls, they have a proud and rich history but their fans are mostly made up of rednecks and illiterates, illiterate rednecks, arrogant punks, losers, and jerk offs. Most ignorant Cowgirl fans are very happy now that they acquired Terrell Owens, the same asshole who wrecked 2 franchises (Dallas, you're next) and straight shitted on the cowpuke star a few years ago.
NFL Fan: What's your team?

redneck: Are the Dallas Cowboys in the playoffs?

NFL Fan: I think so...

Redneck: Go Cowboys!!!
by Canibal-7 May 17, 2006
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Dallas Cowboys

A bunch of retards. their roster includes such football "greats" as Terrell Owens, who would stop nothing short of raping a dog on main St to get attention. How good are the Niners and the Eagles Doing this year? Dallas is next. Or Tony Romo, if indeed a straight man, the only one would deny a relationship with Jessica Simpson. Their current coach is Bill Parcels, the biggest Idiot in football, save Terrell Owens. The Cowboys fans are a bunch of ignorant Deuchbags, about 99 percent of whom start cheering for other teams when things go wrong in dallas
by 12345543212345 December 12, 2006
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