Went for a covid test and they gave me a blanket, and told to go in the back and fart under it. I was so nervous till I tasted my shit. I was so relieved I didn't have the virus
by CandyFrank October 28, 2021
Get the covid testmug. This group of people look a lot like the simp, white knight, social warrior, etc.
These are people who normally don’t do much in their lives but that once confined in their homes (because of the Covid-19, Coronavirus), they will feel compelled to complete certain useless tasks that have never been done in their lives or that they will do on very few occasions throughout their lives. Or on the contrary, they will perform certain tasks many times when normally not.
They have too much time in front of them and they don’t know how to manage their time.
They are also way too positive about the situation even though they shouldn't.
We can describe this group as very irritating.
These are people who normally don’t do much in their lives but that once confined in their homes (because of the Covid-19, Coronavirus), they will feel compelled to complete certain useless tasks that have never been done in their lives or that they will do on very few occasions throughout their lives. Or on the contrary, they will perform certain tasks many times when normally not.
They have too much time in front of them and they don’t know how to manage their time.
They are also way too positive about the situation even though they shouldn't.
We can describe this group as very irritating.
Look at this Covid-Warrior on his fifth walk in less than an hour. Normally he never walks outside.
My neighbour is a Covid-Warrior, he keeps saying that everything is going to be fine.
My 40-year-old aunt drew a rainbow with the sentence below “It’s going to be fine!”. She’s a Covid-Warrior.
My grandmother bought 50 packs of toilet papers. She emptied the entire store, she’s a Covid-Warrior.
This Covid-Warrior doesn’t stop sharing several publications of positive attitudes towards coronavirus on Facebook.
My neighbour is a Covid-Warrior, he keeps saying that everything is going to be fine.
My 40-year-old aunt drew a rainbow with the sentence below “It’s going to be fine!”. She’s a Covid-Warrior.
My grandmother bought 50 packs of toilet papers. She emptied the entire store, she’s a Covid-Warrior.
This Covid-Warrior doesn’t stop sharing several publications of positive attitudes towards coronavirus on Facebook.
by Va-Chiier-Caliss April 6, 2020
Get the Covid-Warriormug. The act of placing blame or shame on someone who has tested positive for Covid, implying they weren’t safe enough or didn’t take proper precautions. Causing a person to feel guilty for unknowingly exposing others.
Covid-Shaming = Shame on them for getting Covid! Because of their stupidity and selfishness, I have to quarantine!
by Jaimyturnbull January 2, 2021
Get the Covid-Shamingmug. by iamanthonydean June 16, 2020
Get the Covid Consciousmug. Fucktards who listen to the government thinking that wearing a mask will save them from a flu. A 'covid masker' is a person who has sold their balls to the government and feminized institutions and now walks around to buy toilet paper in hoards while donning their mask like a badge of honour.
Oh look, a covid masker is looking for his balls!
I am a spoiled crybaby who puts on masks at the government's command.
I am a spoiled crybaby who puts on masks at the government's command.
by Givemeabreak3 October 21, 2020
Get the covid maskermug. Another name for monkey pox, a disease mainly contracted by gay men participating in gay orgies and looks like a rash of genital warts all over your face and body
You know that dude Rick? He got the schlong covid when he was getting his butthole worked on by a bunch hairy bears over at the Manhole bathhouse in Chinatown.
by Barry Assman August 5, 2022
Get the Schlong covidmug. When bats are believed to be the vector of the coronavirus to humans, which was first detected in a Wuhan lab in China, until a cover-up was no longer possible as whistleblowers risked their lives to report the rising number of infected and dead people to the outside world.
Fake leaders around the world never fail to scapegoat Covid-🦇 to rationalize the high number of infections and deaths in their own countries rather than because of their ineptitude or poor leadership in containing the pandemic crisis.
by MathPlus September 25, 2020
Get the Covid-🦇mug.