soft couple

A couple who are all about cuddling and kissing, nothing more. Often called a boring couple.

P1: OMG Jenny and James are together
P2: What kinda couple though?
P3: A soft couple but i'm sure that they'll turn into more.

by WhyWouldMyNameBeVital? March 20, 2017

squadron couple

When two people in your squadron start dating.

Always be on a lookout for updates on that relationship because it NEVER works out :)

Sgt Dang: hey what’s with our squadron couple?
FSgt Blong: didn’t you hear? They already broke up last week.
Sgt Dang: it’s been three weeks…

by qoqosqueeze June 27, 2021

Couple a scrubs

Absolute gods when it comes to welding probably is the type of men that everyone thinks of when the imagine a higher power they are cobras honeybadgers the human version of a fighter jet.

Homo 1 who are those guys?

Homo 2 idk probably a couple a scrubs

Homo 1 dang I’m barely soaked

by Bigdickdillion February 18, 2021

best couples ever

The best couples in the world is Malthe + Lærke Morten + Maja Lucas + Juliane or if your name starts with the letters H + K R + L A + M

guy 1 to malthe - hay whose your girlfreind

malthe to guy 1 - its Lærke she is cute
guy 1 to malthe - nice your the best couples ever

by patric-and-spongebob November 4, 2019

Couple Goals

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the III and Astrid Hofferson. They are the epitome of couple goals.

I dunno what to use as an example for this, they're just couple goals, it's true.

by helloiamailec April 3, 2024

Mixed Race Couples

The 2021 UK Census recorded that 2.7% of the UK population identified as being in a mixed race relationship. Further recent surveys have suggested that interracial couples make up 7% of relationships in England and Wales. However conversely, in "TV land" or more accurately television advertisements, 90% of the couples appearing in adverts appear to be in mixed race relationships.

I don't know what's going on, but I think there's something wrong with my new TV, every advert has mixed race couples in it. I tried adjusting the horizontal and vertical hold, but that didn't make any difference! So I phoned Curry's to complain, they said "not us, mate, you want the Advertising Standards Authority".

by Wasitpolad October 14, 2024

Couple

People who cuddle and shit

Person 1: "No we're just friends, but we still cuddle and shit"

Person 2: "Oh so you're a couple?"

by verysmartperson59584 October 2, 2021