by Ranimal11 March 31, 2024
Get the Cougar Tamermug. After a hot and steamy night with a "cougar," in the shower, on the counter, maybe even on the floor; she leaves you unexpectedly under cover of the night. May result in a deep deep depression, and possibly a sweet porn video you filmed without her knowledge.
"Hey man did you bring any chicks home after you left the bar?"
Ya bro, but i totally got COUGAR-STOMPED!
Ya bro, but i totally got COUGAR-STOMPED!
by 38-ProfessorOfMadness November 30, 2010
Get the Cougar-Stompedmug. Two bad ass boatloads of the most awesome mini season lobster catchers of all time in the FL Keys. Actually, the entire universe.
Googan 1: Hey bro, what’s the deal with those two boats anchoring over there with everybody splashing in?
Googan 2: Dude, we’re screwed. That’s Cougar & Dragon. All the lobsters will be gone in 45 minutes.
Googan 3: Hey bro, why are those two boats headed home at 9:05 AM.
Googan 4: Dude, that’s Cougar & Dragon. They probably already limited out and will be playing a Queen song in 20 minutes.
Googan 2: Dude, we’re screwed. That’s Cougar & Dragon. All the lobsters will be gone in 45 minutes.
Googan 3: Hey bro, why are those two boats headed home at 9:05 AM.
Googan 4: Dude, that’s Cougar & Dragon. They probably already limited out and will be playing a Queen song in 20 minutes.
by Shredder P July 29, 2022
Get the Cougar & Dragonmug. by Manther Costello October 29, 2020
Get the Cougar Hawkmug. by CS-madlad September 30, 2025
Get the Stunning-Cougar Effectmug. A bunch a bitches, spoiled by their parents, and who are also very gay with each other, and take showers together
by BigSauceMan July 6, 2019
Get the OG Cougarsmug. An elderly woman usually over the age of 30. An old hoe. Usually with 10% eggs remaining. These eggs are also damaged due to drug abuse.
by CougarPanty September 7, 2022
Get the Cougarmug.