Darian The cod kid

The most sexy man ever, loves to sell insurance to old people who will die soon. Very big penis and has sex in school bathroom. Darian is a lover at heart unless you are old in which case he will sell you a scam.
Darian The cod kid is The most sexy man ever, loves to sell insurance to old people who will die soon. Very big penis and has sex in school bathroom. Darian is a lover at heart unless you are old in which case he will sell you a scam.
by Masonbob24 August 08, 2024
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COD Bitch

Any one that quick scopes, camps or constantly bitches about their team, but turns out to have the worst ratio in the match.
"That fuckin guy is camping in the corner."
"Mother fucker just a COD bitch."
by Eachmedal7 January 04, 2021
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codded

Past tense of cod meaning depress aka I was depressed means I was codded
I codded someone.
by SophTK January 15, 2021
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COD politician

Someone who claims to understand politics (specifically war) just because they played Call of Duty: Modern Warfare’s campaign without skipping the cutscenes.

Classified as a mental disorder. Symptoms include quoting death screen quotes from MW2 campaign, speaking in a deep British accent, and thinking that Urzikstan is a country.
Andre: Dude, have you heard that Mark’s taking IB global politics?
Corey: That’s wild, all he does is play Modern Warfare.
Andre: He thinks he’s some authority on global conflicts now apparently.
Corey: What a COD politician…
by Schizo Eagleson June 10, 2024
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COD Homies

A bunch of fag boys who talk about gay shit and suck d**k. Like the 4 wiggles, but gay! They know who they are. #KBPC
Pegging like COD Homies
by Wogkids February 21, 2022
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cod splayer

One who splays the cod.
One who leaves the women's knees weak, is most certainly a cod splayer.
by My Muh Uckin August 29, 2023
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cod men

“if cod men were real i would take them all at once”
two hands two holes one mouth”
by königs left testicle August 21, 2023
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