St stephens Catholic Secondary School 

What a school. Vice principals act like wardens of a prison, and casually lurk the halls at any given time. Once you hear the heels and the jingly keys I’d suggest you run.

People also piss in the juulroom which is odd, even stranger is that some call it the “bAtHrOoM”.

God forbid you are out of uniform tho....

“Yo fham tryna lap quick at st stephens catholic secondary school”
“I jus got a detention for bein outta uniform, yk how the VP’s r mans can’t leave again, they got me sittin in the corner of the hallway yo”
“They really treatin you like a mut”

St stephens Catholic Secondary School by Lord Hamlet February 17, 2021

At Joseph’s catholic college 

St Joseph’s is shit.You learn nothing there.Around 99.9% of the girls pretend to like each other but then go talk shit about each other behind there backs.Toilets are proper rank.If you want your mental health to be destroyed then I recommend going here cheers

At Joseph’s catholic college is not good

At Joseph’s catholic college by IMNOTFUCKING10 July 6, 2021

san jose catholic school 

A school with a bunch of preppy white kids.Occasionally you’ll see some weird goth kids but that’s about it.

Hey do you go to San Jose Catholic school

san jose catholic school by Shrekpuffbar September 11, 2021

fish fry catholic 

Raised Catholic, doesn’t really go to church anymore, decent person, but loves getting trashed in line at a grade school to smash some fish.

Man, Jason is just a fish fry catholic. I never see him at church anymore.

fish fry catholic by Tysonchicken86 April 1, 2022

St Simon Stock Catholic School 

I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)

Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?

St Simon Stock Catholic School by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022

st marys catholic school 

a school in bishops stortford that is catholic. mr neves is the current head. mr celano was the old head. mr celano is italian ofc. music department is so underfunded i will die. best music teacher is going on maternity leave. we have two flute players and 99% of the school are homophobes. there is a gay teacher there too he is my RE teacher lmao.

i go to st marys catholic school because i am a lesbainnnn~

st marys catholic school by gaypanic4lottie October 30, 2022

I’m a Catholic 

That is a thing you said. I actually listen to people.

Hym “I’m a fan. I watch your show all the time. You said “I’m a Catholic” sooo.... Go. Do Catholicism. 👉😾 Do it. Do the book and do it right.”

I’m a Catholic by Hym Iam November 4, 2022