Captain Smokeaho

When a man or woman is unreasonably preoccupied with the action of navigating the social environment in search for socially designated hoes with the intention to either smoke with them or sell them crack with the hopes of gaining control over them.

Guy 1: Damn these hoes are desperately in need of equipment in the form of crack and smoke in their lungs.
Guy 2: Damn dude, you’re admirable. Definitely a captain smokeaho.

by curious_kai April 22, 2023

captain crispy

The leader of people who just get a little too toasted all the time. Typically wook like.

Captain Crispy is always so fuckin high, he seems to be burnt out

by Autterbox December 20, 2016

Captain Spam

Captain Spam is an urban legend in the digital space who fights for us against the evils of Spam to make the Inbox a better, safer place to be. His real identity is unknown. His uniform is 100% Spamdex. He is the Guardian of Email and Protector of the Inbox!

"My Inbox needs a good clean-out."
"Better call Captain Spam."

"I've been SPAMMED! Where are you Captain?!"

"I'd sell loads more Viagra if it wasn't for that do-gooder, Captain Spam"

by The Growler September 08, 2014

Captain Kidd

Indie-pop/Alternative Dance band made up of 5 Ohio State University students originally hailing from the Cleveland area. Best known for their song "Freaky Love", and the accompanying video.

Person 1: "Have you heard of Captain Kidd?"
Person 2: "Didn't they play welcome week this year?"
Person 1: "Yes and they are a bunch of cool dudes, I'm a fan."

by thenextoprah January 25, 2015

The Captain's Chapstick

When a penis is covered in it's own cum, and a partner rubs the tip along their lips.

Dude, she was giving me head last night and finished with The Captain's Chapstick!

by Idkndhwusmmdndnsiiakendnhzuaub February 22, 2017

Captain Tasmania

1: Kim Dracula's fan base appointed Superhero name.

2: Kim Dracula's superhero persona in the Superhero music video.

Did you see Captain Tasmania?!

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman!!! No!!! Its... It's.... KIIIIMMMMM DDDRRRAAAACCCCUUUUULLLLLAAAAAA!

by LXXLoveRoulette August 21, 2023

Captain of Rockets

Someone who has done everything usually all unproven

Leon has done it all he's Captain of Rockets

by Fatticus Matticus October 28, 2008