Yardley Cat

Something once respected, revered, or liked, but is which is eventually discarded.
Kelly: "What happened to her best friend? I thought they were so close they were inseparable."

Cathy: "Yea I was surprised, too, but once she used her to get what she needed, she tossed her away like a Yardley cat!"
by singletrackmind May 29, 2023
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nyan cat

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by NYAN NYAN NYAN April 20, 2011
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Smoke the cat

To consume a massive amount of weed.
"Man, I really need to let loose tonight, I say we buy a shitload of weed and just smoke the cat."

"We were high as shit last night, we pretty much smoked the cat."
by Garret Myers September 21, 2009
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cat clocking

When you catch an individual looking at you and they immediately look away only to look back at you soon after. A phrase derived from the old fashion cat clocks that would move their eyes from side to side as the seconds went by.
Dennis: " Have you seen who's here at the party?"
Alex: " Yeah man, looks like Torran made it after all"
Dennis: " You think he knows you are here?"
Alex : "Of course he knows I'm here, he's been cat clocking me since I got here. Acting like he hasn't seen me" "He knows he owes me money"
by Arthur Justice 2 January 10, 2015
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Cat Paralysis

When you can't move because your cat is laying on you. Usually you are comfortable with it and don't want to move.
Please get me the remote I have cat paralysis!
I can't look I have cat paralysis.
by k1ttyk1tty777 November 30, 2013
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cat murderer

One who slays many pussies; a libertine.
Pussy McGee: "Man, that dude crushes more snatch than a Guy Ritchie hater."
Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Yeah, he's a real cat murderer."
by John, A Goat from Space February 07, 2011
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bathing a cat

No matter what you do, you can't win. A situation so fucked up that it's pointless to try to fix it.
When my wife walked in on me and my girlfriend (who thought i was single), I figured it was best not to talk. It would be like bathing a cat
by Da Man too July 01, 2008
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