five mile smile

A method used by London gangsters to scar up their victims. A cut is made at the edge of both sides of the mouth then the victim is kicked in the groin very hard. As he screams the flesh on both cheeks are ripped apart leaving terrible scaring.

I wish some would give George W Bush a five mile smile.

by Black Flag February 10, 2004

mile high club

technically having sex while above ground level (usually an airplane). use to be an elite club but more and more are wanting to join the parade now.
--a movie base on the life of flight attendants.

i wanna watch that second series of the mile high club

by coach johnson October 15, 2008

blue sky mile

Bitchin band, listen to Universal City off of MP3.com, hope they get big someday.

Blue Sky Mile rocked the party.

by Anonymous June 15, 2003

Thousand Mile Gare

To stare deeply into a computer monitor during web development.

After staring at this HTML for hours and hours, I have developed a thousand mile gare.

by mtthwmths July 2, 2015

The Nick-ed Mile

Running over a mile, usually over a bridge, in order to get get to know some girl who is most likely NOT going to put out so really, what is the point?

Guy1: Where is Nick?
Guy2: He went to see some girl he barely knows
Guy1: So hes running the Nick-ed Mile?
Guy2: Yup
Guy1: What a douche!

by Ginger Kid17 February 8, 2009

Miles Walden Wood

The Prime Minister of Cleveland High School. With the ability to vote over certain things. Overcoming dyslexia and his parents divorce to become the successful, beautiful specimen of a person he is today. With absolutely stunning feet. He’s known as the same animal but a different beast. As well as a lone wolf who plays by his own rules.

~Susan Walker

Local Cleveland High Student William Phillip says “It’s amazing Miles Walden Wood must feel like the King of Cleveland, but its a different government system than that”

by Susan Walker Writes November 25, 2022

Walking the brown mile

Used to describe the uncomfortable walk to the nearest toilet to drop ones load. Can also be seen in the workplace when a thoughtful colleague will often bypass the nearest shitter and make the walk to a more isolated location to make the experience more relaxing .

Hi Bob, good weekend?

Hi Sue , great thanks, I can’t stop and talk , I’m walking the brown mile right now but I’ll meet you for coffee at 10 ?
No worries Bob, have a safe journey.

by Sunday’s at dundys October 3, 2020