butthole squirm

The manifestation of something, either that makes you very uncomfortable, or something that activates the human spidey senses. Similar adjective use to "the hebe jebes"

Something seemed off about the way he slammed that door, it made my butthole squirm

by slickrick149 January 8, 2018

Butthole rag

A rag used to help with anal leakage so you can wipe your butthole throughout the work day. Usually is hidden out of plain sight.

Man I’m sure glad I had my butthole rag today, my Asshole has been itchy all day.

by BJP11 January 16, 2018

Butthole freeze

Similar to brain freeze, it’s when the water from your bidet is so cold that it freezes your butthole.

I was washing my butthole for so long that I got butthole freeze.

by Liseee82 May 24, 2018

butthole hero

another name for faggot

hes just another butthole hero

by scc712018 June 12, 2018

butthole burner

Intense burning sensation you feel in your butthole after one shot of whiskey, usually is rectified after one to two more shots.

Man my first shot of whiskey was a real butthole burner.

by WhiskeyDrinker28951 March 11, 2018

Butthole Elves

Butthole elves are the magical crew that keep water tight integrity when you are not sure how you didn’t shit your pants.

I sneezed and thanks to the butthole elves I did not shit the bed.

by BigGuysWife November 13, 2018

butthole winching

The act of attaching anal beads to a high speed winch and ripping them out of an anus

Dude i met this chick last light who let me go butthole winching.

by WinchLyfe December 10, 2018