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broner

the erection a male receives from riding too close to his male friend on a scooter.
Jeff always gets a raging broner when he rides in with Kyle on his Vespa.
by getjustin June 13, 2008
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Bruce Wayne

Bruce Wayne.

(1) Batman.

(2) Slang for "brew swayin'". The act of swaying around after a few brews, or the man who does so.
(1) FACT: The Green Hornet & Kato kicked Batman & Robin's ass -- on the BATMAN TV show.

(2) Andy and Barney like to take Otis out drinking with them, because he entertains everyone with his Bruce Wayne walk, and his Bud Wiser talk. Later his speech degenerates to Bud Wisecracker, and, eventually, Bud Stupider, until he stumbles himself into the jail cell and passes out for a good night's sleep on a vomit soaked cement floor.
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Bruce

A big old poop. Another word for the stools you drop in the toilet every freakin' day.
Just gonna go see Bruce in the bathroom.
by BigBruce2PC May 29, 2011
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broned

The art of of killing someone continously on games like rainbow six three and halo and then talking trash to them after you run over there dead body.

The expeirence of dying by someone who you know and trying to shoot them down but can't and therefore you get broned.Mostly appears on FPS games.
Holy shit dude, you got broned!
My mom broned your dad!(rare accasion)
I am broning you like a motherfucker!
by Taylor Gordon December 3, 2004
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bruce wetness

it is when you are about to fart and you say to someone "knock knock" and they say "who's there?" and you say, "Bruce." and they say, "Bruce who?" and you say, "Bruce Wetness" and then let it go and fart...this joke only works if it is a wet fart. Then you say, "Get it? Bruce Wetness like Bruce Willis" CAUTION: prepare to need new underwear after this joke is administered.
"oh no I need to borrow your underwear because I just had a meeting with Bruce Wetness...he's a great actor"
by jerry james June 25, 2007
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brunette bitch

The most commom sluts alive. People belive blondes are the bitches, but the truth is that brunettes are the real cheap/easy sluts who will sleep with anyone (even black people) just to try to "show" people they're better than blondes. Pitiful.
Guy 1: Dude! Last night I fucked a brunette bitch! She even sucked my dick for free!

Guy 2: Oh, you're lucky, they're the cheapest. I lost lots of money for the blonde one!

Guy 1: Hahaha, that's your fault, told you brunettes were cheaper!

Guy 2: Yeah, I know, next time I'mma fuck one ;)
by thisisqwerty November 25, 2013
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bruce wayne

A man at home who has rafters or something he can hang upside down from masturbates on himself.
I was home after my date canceled so I ended up "doing the Bruce Wayne"
by Evolewshun October 21, 2007
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