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whale blowing

Verb. The act of inserting a funnel into the rectum, and having one's partner scream into said funnel. The vibrations from the scream will stimulate the ass, and prostate.
"My girlfriend sounds like golem today after whale blowing me for two hours last night"
by Orbitalproject September 22, 2013
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cow blowing

The act of forcefully blowing air into ones vagina potentially causing damage and in some cases fatalities
Damn stop cow blowing, that shit hurts
by butt_Plugger July 10, 2015
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left handed browsing

To browse the internet for porn. And possibly having you right hand on your member.
Guy 1: Dude i walked in on him, he was left handed browsing.

Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.

Guy 1: on his member
by metroid768 May 28, 2011
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Blowing Chunks

when a guy is making out with a girl and he pukes in her mouth. then the girl gives the guy a blow job
dude my girlfriend was blowing chunks last night and it felt soooo good!
by sji9274 January 27, 2010
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Brewing

Guy 1:Where were you last week?

Guy 2:Ahh man, we got fucked up at J's house brewing.
by rabbit-killer January 29, 2009
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Blowing Tree

Performing fellatio
Dude, I spent too much time blowing tree; my throat is so sore!
by George Eliot January 22, 2009
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blowing biscuits

Irrefutably contradicting Chuck Norris. Also, flatulating, passing gas, farting
"Every time 'Walker, Texas Ranger' comes on teevee, my dog starts blowing biscuits!"
by Batlips October 26, 2013
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