Turtle Breath

The little puff of air you do just before you poo.

I didn't get a chance to go, I only just did a turtle breath before I had to run out of the toilet.

by MrFantastic August 13, 2023

Kettle Breath

The steam that comes out of your mouth when it's cold.

- It was freezing this morning, I had full on kettle breath!

- "It's sooooo cold! I'm sitting here watching your kettle breath, wondering if you are hiding a cigarette behind your back!"

by maet AT MOCEA June 24, 2012

Chainsaw Breath

When a person’s breath smells like they gargled with assholes.

Geez I just got a whiff of Hoagie Dan’s Chainsaw breath.

by MATTSLAPPY17 September 26, 2017

jamamba breath

gross breath, absolutly mingingg.

mommy, u have jamamba breath!
go brush ur back

by LilyLaughalot2 August 3, 2009

monkey breath

it's another word for weed, marijuana, dope, reefer, slinky, that good good shit, fuck hide the weed.

Yo Jayden.

Was good

You got the monkey breath

Fuck yes boy

by stikky meat November 18, 2021

How to breath

Bruh. There is an entire wikihow for this, but yet you search it on a definitions website. well, anyways, i got yo fam:

https/www.wikihowcom/Breathe

guy 1"you know how to breath? I forgot today"
guy 2"read this wiki how then"
guy 1 "thanks fam"

by Weird definitions February 10, 2022

rubber breath

The act of giving a blowjob with a condom on

He was not sure she was clean, so she made her have rubber breath.

by HecticOne April 25, 2016