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beef drapes

The excess labial skin around a female's vagina, often created by repetitive insertion of penises, namely large ones. "Beef" refers to the often brown hue of drapey labia majora. An argument can also be made for the "nature vs, nurture" of beef drapes, as some women are born with a relatively "beefy vag". However, the most beefy vaginal drapes are most often the product of both birth and repetitive pounding.
Last night I was about to go down on this girl, when I realized she had massive beef drapes sprouting from her cunt. Honestly, I almost threw some some Arby's sauce on that bitch, she had a fucking Big Montana surrounding her vag piece.
by bossross December 9, 2008
mugGet the beef drapesmug.

beef hole

A way of describing a womans vagina... what's between the beef curtains
I pulled apart her beef curtains and stuck my dick in her beef hole
by Ms B April 1, 2008
mugGet the beef holemug.

Beef ring

After Gert ate dem chips with cheese and fire sauce, his beef ring was tore the fuck up.
by Dr. Gert B. Froab October 17, 2007
mugGet the Beef ringmug.

Beef-Curtain

"Dude, look at those hangers! She's sporting a real beef curtain."
by G-Dawg May 27, 2003
mugGet the Beef-Curtainmug.

Beef Truffles

A massive, beefy shit one takes after engorging on Brazilian red meats at a Brazilian steakhouse. Hallmarked by the accompanying beefy farts.
I ate so much meat at the Brazilian steakhouse last night at our company party that I was dropping beef truffles at 35,000 ft on my flight home. The pilot almost had to drop the oxygen masks for passenger relief.
by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2018
mugGet the Beef Trufflesmug.

moose beef

Rachel moose beef labia flaps
Rachel's labia flaps resembled that of moose beef
by platinum cow May 26, 2019
mugGet the moose beefmug.

Eat beef

I don’t like the way your talking to me, eat beef.
by DBlockk021 August 13, 2019
mugGet the Eat beefmug.

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