Bear Fighter

A man that has an epic beard can then fight bears. Some men cannot grow beards therefore they lack the ability to ever fight a bear. The beard imbues the power to fight bears not only that but it regulates body temperature so the Bear Fighter can fight in the worst of weather. A Bear Fighter is not a person to mess with. He is feared and respected by all. It's not a coincidence that Beard and Bear have the same first four letters, the extra letter in beard is what makes it such a powerful device against the bears.

Ryan is the greatest Bear Fighter of them all just look at his epic beard. The bears stand no chance against it!!

by Ryan, I Fight Bears!! February 3, 2010

Beard Sniffer

Straight men who like to hang out in gay bars in hopes to hook up with the fag hags (women who hang out with gay men, aka their beard).

I don't think he's gay, he's just a beard sniffer.

Watch out for beard sniffers at gay bars, they may try to act gay just to get close to you, but they're just trying to get in your pants!

by shoe-luva May 29, 2010

Beardfish

When a man covers up his ugly with a beard
When a man looks better with a beard and then shaves

Like catfish but with a beard
(To friends) Look at this guy I'm seeing...

2 weeks later he shaves......
(To friends) oh no he shaved his beard off *shows picture*
(Friend) you just got beardfish'd

by Hobbitlegs August 23, 2018

doodle bear

A bear you can doodle on with marker//Usualy gifts for little kids on their birthdays

Sammy got a Doodle bear for her birthday.

by Rio D. August 13, 2006

tizzy bear

an extremely cuddly person, very sexualy desirable and easily aroused. Most commonly have red/blonde hair. Very little body hair.

I was cuddling on the couch last night with my Tizzy Bear and one thing led to another.

by mickeyjoop July 30, 2012

teddy bear masc

A teddy bear masc is a masculine presenting lesbian that has curves or is thicker in their body. Usually teddy bear mascs are also softer and gentler than other mascs

my body is shaped like a coke bottle but i’m dressed like a fuck boy. i’m a teddy bear masc.

by peachthesnake September 21, 2022

Lou's Beard

A phrase often preceded by the word "by", and used to express surprise, outrage, or excitement. Variations include "by the beard of Lou!" or "Lou's freaking beard!". Similar to the phrase "Zeus' beard!"

Lou's beard, it's freezing out today!

by SurfrChick89 January 17, 2008