Karen: I can’t believe Connor cheated on her, the disrespect.
Luke: True, he’s holding bangs from all of us
Luke: True, he’s holding bangs from all of us
by Kat1810 June 7, 2018

A person who has bangs and also clearly (and often after speaking to them) looks like they have issues.
The wearing of ugly bangs and also having mental issues.
It sounds rude but I'm talking about people who function in society, in real jobs, that clearly have mental issues...that also wear bangs. Hence, mental bangs.
Hey just more Utah Slang! XO
The wearing of ugly bangs and also having mental issues.
It sounds rude but I'm talking about people who function in society, in real jobs, that clearly have mental issues...that also wear bangs. Hence, mental bangs.
Hey just more Utah Slang! XO
"OMG...She seemed cool until I talked with her. Clearly she had bangs but after speaking with her I knew they were mental bangs!!! EFFF!!"
"Did you see her mental bangs?"
"I think I fucked a guy with mental bangs...good thing I was blacked out."
"Did you see her mental bangs?"
"I think I fucked a guy with mental bangs...good thing I was blacked out."
by BrattyAnn:)XX November 3, 2011

by Jmezz March 7, 2010

Crazy phenomenon that happens only when both parties are highly intoxicated. They fuck till they pass out, then somehow subconsciously he feels her up, slips in, and boom. Phantom bang. In some cases she feels him up first, but the verdict is still out on that one.
by Curse he ohh November 17, 2013

To hit an unsuspecting person in the head with your scrotum.
The scrotum resembles Krang, the villan from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
The scrotum resembles Krang, the villan from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
by Magic Larry December 23, 2007

The guilty feeling (usually awkward, depending on your morals) that occurs in the morning when you see the father of the girl you were banging all night in the next room.
When I went downstairs in the morning, I had major bang-guilt when I had to share the same coffee pot with the screamer's dad.
by DeReese May 16, 2014

by laharl420 April 29, 2010
