A jewish person who is extremely cheap. He tends to wear the same underwear and slothes for weeks. He picks up the breadcrumbs as to not waste any food. HE never ever donated to charity.
by KKK March 29, 2005
Joe hits one off the end of the bat weakly to the third baseman and beats the throw
Scorekeeper: Was that a hit?
Coach: No just a jew hit
Scorekeeper: Was that a hit?
Coach: No just a jew hit
by whatsgoodie1 April 02, 2009
Someone who is Israeli/Hebrew but doesnt believe in god. They Still practice the parts of judaism that benefits them, such as a barmitspha to get gifts. etc.
Otherwise, a poser Jew.
Otherwise, a poser Jew.
"I dont believe in god, i just participate in all the jewish practices for the gifts. Im an Atheist Jew"
"hah your a poser jew"
"hah your a poser jew"
by omnomnomnomnomnom May 20, 2009
by Big G killa April 27, 2006
Waiter: You know what, you can take you jew tip back, because you must need it more than me.
Jew: Oh well thank you you little shlinskfdasfdku (Yiddish).
Jew: Oh well thank you you little shlinskfdasfdku (Yiddish).
by jdupon21 December 31, 2009
A ginger jew who likes to grab you on fall guys, is commonly called sol or Declan like to touch you in bed so you become a stinky jew too
by Jewish gas chamber August 19, 2020
I person who hunts jews for the gold quarters the keep in their jew pants. Many Jew hunters these days are acctually jewish people just looking for more quarters.
Sam "Today I got caught by a jew hunter"
Sam's Jew Wife "Oh Dear! Are your quarters safe?"
Sam "He got the ones in my pouch but I had some hiden in my Jew sock"
Sam's Jew Wife "Oh Dear! Are your quarters safe?"
Sam "He got the ones in my pouch but I had some hiden in my Jew sock"
by Auldy March 10, 2008