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jew tree

1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.

2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.
When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.
by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016
mugGet the jew treemug.

canned jew

When u squeeze tiny Jews into a silver can and seal it forever more and place it into ur basement in a cold area out of direct sunlight
In my dry basement area with no sunlight I placed my canned Jew into my basement by the canned chicken !
by Bum check September 8, 2016
mugGet the canned jewmug.

jew rick

Born to a drug addicted mother while incarcerated then put up for adoption growing up to be a shifty shady car salesman with no other goals in life to be a goof and screw over whomever as to benefit him .
I can't believe after all we did for that cat he pulled a Jew Rick on us..
by Egroeg April 1, 2020
mugGet the jew rickmug.

spartan jew

a over use of the spartan laser in halo
stop being a spartan jew and killing me play the fucking game
by Liek strepsil April 1, 2013
mugGet the spartan jewmug.

Pocket Jew

A wallet, something that holds your money that fits in your pockets.
John: Oh no, I lost my pocket jew!
Sally: Your what?
John: My pocket jew!
by Seth Woods April 20, 2018
mugGet the Pocket Jewmug.

Jew call

When person X calls someone else, but only lets the phone ring once and hangs up immediately after, signaling to the dialed person that he/she should call back person X. In this situation person X doesn't need to pay for calling the other person.
Person Y: Yo, did you just give me a jew call?

Person X: Sorry, I'm cheap. Now let's talk.
by Dutchgiant January 3, 2017
mugGet the Jew callmug.

Jew Mitts

When someone uses extreme force and overreach beyond their scope for self-interest.
Those people get their jew mitts into everything.
by Volksgeist July 31, 2018
mugGet the Jew Mittsmug.

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