Sag Artist

A person who sags his or her pants on purpose.

That guy is such a sag artist!

by ChickenToaster June 16, 2016

Cock artist

A term used to describe someone (in my own case a female) who is very good at pleasuring cocks. If an artist is good/an expert with doing art, a cock artist is an expert with cocks. A good cock artist will find the sensitive parts on a cock and utilise them for her own/the receivers benefit. She will guage this by the receivers reaction as he is touched in various places, by his breathing, his heart rate, his facial expression (unless it's dark), how he moves, his own body in response. Importantly, a good cock artist takes the time to get to know a new cock. She will likely be intelligent so able to do this quite quickly. Good times.

Guy 1: "Dude, how's it going with that new girlfriend"
Cock artist receiver: "oh it's great, I've just found out she is such a great cock artist"
Guy 1: "what the fuck is a cock artist"
Cock artist receiver: "she's great with cocks, like not in a filthy way, but in a sensitive way"

by Dr.Anonymous28 September 21, 2016

artists butt

What artists get because all we do is friggin sit

Sam-Dude, I just picked up a case of artists butt
Charlie-Yes, I hear all of the best artists get it, you must be doing something right.

by Gignuetron74 May 19, 2018

Escape Artists Conversating About Anthropology Are So Dense In Redundancy That We All Had To Call It:"'`~`The`~`Future`~`'":

Escape Artists Conversating About Anthropology Are So Dense In Redundancy That We All Had To Call It:"'`~`The`~`Future`~`'":

Escape Artists Conversating About Anthropology Are So Dense In Redundancy That We All Had To Call It:"'`~`The`~`Future`~`'":

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025

cancer artist

In music streaming apps: A music artist that when a song of theirs is liked begins to take over and corrupt a station you’ve spent years carefully grooming. Eventually this leads to having to delete the station as it has become a meaningless lump.

I’m sorry Josh I had to delete my QOTSA station after liking, ‘The Pretender’. Apparently the Foo Fighters are a cancer artist. All I get is one Foo Fighters song after another.

by IguessIcould October 10, 2019

Antagonizer Con Artist

Someone who antagonizes someone and when they snap back at them they act all innocent and get other people to attack the person that snapped back at them because they were convinced that the antagonizer is the victim.

Person 1: You look easy to draw and your family doesn't love you.
Person 2: Bitch excuse me? You are literally built like what comes out of my dog's ass, shut the fuck up you nasty ass bitch.
Person 1: Omg, why are you being so rude to me? I didn't do anything wrong! I was just playing the game!
Entire ant colony of people: *Harasses Person 2*
Person 2: That bitch is literally an Antagonizer Con Artist, why the fuck would you believe that thing? Can you not read chat logs...

by Pixiedust423 Stan March 30, 2024

Don Artist

don artist - noun - a "person" ( debatable ) who lies openly, and with little to no effort put into the lies. Who then lies about telling the lies. despite film evidence.
associated - donned - Verb - believing a don artists lies, despite all evidence being contrary to the don artists claims.

the president is a don artist. - dont get Donned, you cant trust anything that person says, he's so fulla shit his eyes got a shade darker! - that don artist took the american people for billions!

by some random asshat April 16, 2020