arse biscuits

clagnuts, hairy raisins. dangleberries.

the accumulation of faeces around the anus, matted into the pubic hair. can often only be hanging on by a single thread of pube.

by woodpidgeon September 19, 2003

jew's arse

Used as in the phrase "as slippery as a jew's arse". ie. slippery

The muddy ball was as slippery as a jew's arse

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

arse wipe

adjective; describing someone as something with which on may wipe his arse with.

You're a arse wipe, you are...

by mendoza January 5, 2004

arse licker

somebody thats lick arse, always does what somebody else tells them too.
cant shove there tongue up there arse any further than it is

omg your such an arse licker
andrew always licks vicky's arse wat a fuckin arse licker
ave u got ya tongue out yet

by rudie dudie princess April 25, 2010

Arse To Mouth

In the heat of the moment, you sometimes go arse to mouth.

You never go arse to mouth!

by Ricky Lyle Jones October 10, 2008

nice arse

When a woman's area just off the port bow is lookin fineeeeee.

Oi chap, that's a nice arse that dame has. Shite, I wouldn't mind getting my wanker up in there.

by OiNiceArseChap May 19, 2016

split-arse

a girl/of the female sex

i heard that split-arse take it up the tea-towel holder

by bob April 7, 2004