JAR

That is whack and not cool, not lit

That dudes car is so jar. His hair is jar as hell.

by HOUNDDOG(STATIC'S MASTER) March 31, 2022

jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample, usually for fertility testing or IVF.

I will be late for work today, I got to go JIZZ N A JAR for my girl's IVF

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

douchbag jar

When a human says something a douchbag would

‘I love lifting the max at the gym’

‘Jar! Put money in the douchbag jar!’

by tr3mblingfear May 21, 2022

Dirty Jarred

Super gay guy who is also a hipster and loves ugly small cocks.

“Did you see Dirty Jarred on the weekend? “
“Yeah he was trying to suck André’s cock again.”

by Uncle Daddie May 3, 2020

mayonaise jar

Albino white nigga with blond hair

That mayonaise jar is a fuckhead

by GhettoGandhi69 December 12, 2015

Jarring

When someone is being beyond annoying, bare jarring

Joe is so jarring asking to roll every 5 minutes!

by Matty0111 December 27, 2020

Jarred

smallest penis around , Can crank in Fortnite , has boat , 2014 Honda civic , suck a Njoy pod down in a hour , can get you a pizza delivered in 30 mins or less , can build a pc , dates girls and turns them fully lesbian after ( i count 4 ) , has a cat , owns fish , plays baseball and basketball , actually turns out he can read and he's not from the vine , accidentally got 2 fucking r's .

good person doesn't shoot any places up

ayo that that nigga named jarred

by madszerox December 14, 2021