the flying scorpion demotivator has been quoted as saying "scorpion attack zeppelins, and you thought the bear cavalry and skeleton army were bad..."
by apsycogerbil August 8, 2009
Get the flying scorpionmug. When you don't care about something.
by Steph Metzler April 21, 2008
Get the flying poopmug. very swag
by aysena_sexyshawty03 February 21, 2021
Get the fly asfmug. when a girl is fucked in the pussy and ass, while giving a blowjob and using her hands to jerk two guys off.
The entire starting line up on the high school basketball team gave the head cheerleader the flying gargoyle.
by smitty werbermanjensan August 25, 2011
Get the the flying gargoylemug. Basically, a half and half drink (half vodka, rum, etc. and half mixer), that is made only by ballparking amounts with no exact measurements. Typically made by the college crowd who can only afford lower tier alcohol, it is designed to get you fucked up as fast as possible so you only taste the shitty alcohol for as little time as possible. The more drunk you get the better they are. Another great part about the Flying Castelli is that when drunk party girls ask you what you're making, and you have no fucking clue how to make anything, you just tell them you're making a Flying Castelli. They are instantly impressed and think it's some exotic drink, when in all actuality you are full of shit and just gained some poon points with some drunk girls.
"Man, I am so fucked. Pour me another Flying Castelli."
"Chris had one too many Flying Castelli's and thought he could fly. He jumped off the couch and broke the table."
Drunk Girl: What are you pouring?
You: Well miss, it's a Flying Castelli.
Drunk Girl: Oh my god! Are you a bartender? Did you go to bartending school? That's so hot!
You: Yeah. Something like that.
*Poon Points acquired*
"Chris had one too many Flying Castelli's and thought he could fly. He jumped off the couch and broke the table."
Drunk Girl: What are you pouring?
You: Well miss, it's a Flying Castelli.
Drunk Girl: Oh my god! Are you a bartender? Did you go to bartending school? That's so hot!
You: Yeah. Something like that.
*Poon Points acquired*
by omgwtfwtf March 4, 2011
Get the Flying Castellimug. When a man or woman is giving head, she or he put arms behind their backs and starts flapping like a Turkey. Also if the penis comes they respond with 'Gobble, Gobble'
Jillian - ''Oh My God! Becky. I gave my boyfriend The Flying Turkey last night!!''
Becky - ''Did you Gobble?''
Jillian - ''Hell Yes.''
Becky - ''Did you Gobble?''
Jillian - ''Hell Yes.''
by Pete.likes.to.rock January 18, 2009
Get the The Flying Turkeymug. (n) - A shit at work so long in duration that the screensaver on your computer activates while you are gone.
Host of meeting: I see everyone from payroll could make it, accounting - where is Chris?
Accountant: He's probably taking a Flying Toaster, he hit the mexican buffet yesterday.
Accountant: He's probably taking a Flying Toaster, he hit the mexican buffet yesterday.
by terdbyrglar January 13, 2014
Get the Flying Toastermug.