Death Egg

A scotch egg where the sausage meat is replaced by minced up lamb doner meat. Turns your guts inside out.

Cor blimey! I had a death egg last night and I am ripping today! peeeeewwwwy!

by TonyMc May 27, 2012

Kinder Egg

Someone dark-haired on the outside, but completely blonde on the inside. An inner ditz, even if he/she doesn't seem like it.

Friend: "Did you hear about the answer she gave in history today? She's such a blonde!"
You: "No way... she doesn't seem like a blonde."
Friend: "That's a kinder egg for you."

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Teacher: "Can you tell me where New York is?"
Kinder Egg: "Um... on a map?"

by La_Nina February 18, 2010

"the egg man"

this guy from Ripley's Believe it or not who caught eggs in his mouth from 180 ft. away.

"mommy, that guy is weird."
"no honey, he's "the egg man""

by a_banana510 October 15, 2008

egg churner

a sexual position where the male puts his testicles in the females nasal and shakes. This is a very common used position, and from experience i 100% recommend it!

"Hey babe do you want to do the egg churner?"
"Yes baby i have been waiting to do this for a while now."

by sexualmasterjelly August 9, 2018

Egg wash

Where two or more bald gay men shower together

I heard domonik and his dad had a egg wash last night.

by Fat old drongo May 15, 2019

egg hunters

A word me and a friend made up for the simple term semen

I hoe your egg hunters were never good at easter egg hunts.

by UEGIEAgf July 6, 2005

Dumb egg

The thing you call someone when they are being really dumb

Cut it out you dumb egg

by Omlstahp June 7, 2018