Sergeant Baker

A botched taper or fade haircut that looks like a military-style buzz cut.
Dirk: Hey, nice haircut... but I thought you were joining the Peace Corps, not the Marine Corps.

Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.

Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.

Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.
by Vepa H March 16, 2013
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Bakers Bussy

Any bodily orifice that you would use as a pocket or hiding place, such as the anus or the shaft of the penis. Also known as the prison wallet.
He had an ungodly amount of drugs in his Bakers Bussy.
by BAKERS DADDY October 03, 2023
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Jordan Baker

A seggsy biracial teen on the CW show All American. He's the twin brother of Olivia Baker and is portrayed by Michael Evans Behling. Did I mention he's super seggsy.
"Did you watch the new All American episode today?"
"No, what happened"
"Jordan Baker is soooo hot"
by scroogemcduckswife November 22, 2021
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Shirley Baker

The sex act where after months of her boyfriend trying to persuade her the woman finally agrees to anal, walks out of the room and comes back with an 8 inch strapon
“Poor Roger Mayne’s missus did the Shirley Baker on him the other day, fucker still can’t walk without wincing
by DefinitionGuy666 January 12, 2020
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Elijah cape baker

Its the name of a person who produces cream
by Eli gyattt November 27, 2023
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Baker's Week

8 days. Another unit to measure days, rather than saying a week and a day.

Just as a baker's dozen is 13, one more than a regular dozen of 12, a baker's week is 8 days, one more than 7 days in a normal week.
Hey, my birthday's 8 days away!

Great, I'll see you at the party in a Baker's Week!
by TheFiend138 April 30, 2019
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Josh Baker

Josh Baker dies for nyash
Josh Baker has died for nyash
by Nyasher the Masher May 20, 2022
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