ellie baker is a lesbian who is in the closet. She is the biggest gay in teesside and is a complete whore. ellie loves abusing substances and being a horny girl. Her veejay jay smells like onions and she has the smelliest box known to man. Don’t be like ellie baker
by jjypxu18 November 23, 2021
Get the ellie bakermug. by Eopspre December 29, 2023
Get the Arthur bakermug. a failure
by Shrekzfoot September 11, 2019
Get the Ashley bakermug. Our first night was perfect. We watched my favorite movie. We talked in your car forever. You took me to my favorite place. You kissed me there. You took me to the beach at night. And then we went back to my place and you left at 6am. Everything was perfect that night. I wish it stayed that way but it didnt. You put on a show for me that night then I put on one for you. I tested you to see how you would treat me if I had nothing and you left a hole in my heart where I tattooed the memories I had of you.
by Josd1999 November 22, 2019
Get the Chris Bakermug. American author and novelist of such books as "room temperature" u and I and vox. Nicholson is somewhat of a gimmickry writer as is evidenced by his novel "vox" a novel About a man who Carries on a sexual relationship with a phone sex operator in the pre internet early 90s. In some ways similar to spike jones more recent movie "her"where a guy falls for his os in a digital sense.
Nicholson baker wrote "mezzanine" an app 130 pp novel. About an office workers 30 second ride up an escalator to the mezzanine level of his office building. Novels such as these are what cements Baker's reputation as the master of minutae.
by 4realazitgits April 11, 2021
Get the Nicholson bakermug. A snitch, an a-hole, no respect for himself or those around him, pedophile, porn addict, alcoholic, and all around wierdo.
Me: See that guy over there?
Dude: Yeah, he's hanging out with my younger sister!
Me: Yeah, he's a total Luke baker.
Dude: Yeah, he's hanging out with my younger sister!
Me: Yeah, he's a total Luke baker.
by Dmick1326 July 5, 2016
Get the luke bakermug. 