Pork turtle

It’s a turtle with wings and a hotdog as a neck. They fly and appear when you’re high.

Bro I smoked so much I can see pork turtles.

by Aadoog January 31, 2023

turtle crack

when your penis is slightly visible through the zipper that you forgot to close.

Babji walked out of the bedroom, once again with the zipper of his shorts open, creeping through the small crevice was the tip of his man junk. This was a classic case of turtle crack.

by GBond April 25, 2010

Velvet turtle

A fine dining chain of restaurants headquartered in san mateo ca with locations in california arizona and washington state. The chain reached its zenith of popularity in the early '80s and was defunct by the early '90s when the publics taste started trending more towards casual dining.

My son just graduated from the 6th grade. He wanted to go to chuckyi cheese to celebrate buy
I insisted on the velvet turtle instead!

by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021

Turtle snorkel

Plastic straws

They banned turtle snorkels at Mc Donald's, that's why your drink tastes like cardboard

by Eat420 October 15, 2019

Turtle man

The creepy neighbor who you think likes his turtles to ducking much and throws birthday parties for them in his backyard which gets very uncomfortable when he asks the children to come over and celebrate it with him.

Mother:it's time to go inside
Kids:why?
Mother whispers:turtle man is out now hurry!

by Getyogoblinsoutmygoddamnhouse May 9, 2019

Turtle Lee

Turtle lee means is short ,eyes are small and he plays video games sucks.

Turtle Lee is sucks

by Cool guy go to be man November 20, 2022

Turtle Food

Another name for marijuana. Otherwise more of a code name, to protect college students. Turtles are a pet that are allowed in the dorms. They are also awesome animals. The use of Marijuana sometimes reflects the acts of a turtle.. Slow, Hungry..etc.

roommate 1: " hey, did you get the turtle food?!"
roommate 2: "dude, I already fed the turtles. They're pretty damn full."
roommate 1: "You owe me 20 Bucks for that turtle food!"

People Listening: Thought(oh wow, they must have turtles.)

by turtlefoodordie October 13, 2011