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Scrote Pony

Is a style of hair worn by men or women whose hair is long enough to pull into a pony tail, but it is too short to actually form the "tail". Thus creating a ball of hair hanging delicately on the back of their head, vividly resembling a male scrotum.

Derives of the words scrotum and pony tail

Found commonly on tom boys, middle aged lesbians, and artsy males who wear stylish ascots.
Co-worker 1: Have you seen Gary's hair today?

Co-worker 2: Yeah. When he walks it bobbles too and fro. When he stands it just hangs there useless and annoying. Kinda like a ball sack.

Co-worker 3: Oh...he's probably going for the Scrote Pony Look

(See Orlando Bloom's Hair in the first Pirates of the Carribean)
by buffalomagic June 4, 2010
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Pony Stroker

Pony Stroker : A. a girl that strokes a horses penis

B. a girl that is sexaully intimate with animals
by Suede914919292 August 15, 2011
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folded pony

A sexual position in which a girl starts on all fours, then places her head between her knees in a way that allows the man to grasp her pony tail as a handle and pull her in to give him a rim job from underneath as he's thrusting on her.
That hooker was expensive, but she gave the best folded pony I've ever had.
by Arlozenhyze December 23, 2017
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Pony Cuevas

A Runescape player that no one believed in, but he has come to a high woodcutting level.
by Pony123 March 2, 2008
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grey pony

an outcast; some one who is not part of the group. Typically experience racism or prejudice from colorful ponies
She was the grey pony of her school
by wwwolie February 9, 2009
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Pony wave

When a guys underwear rides up on their penis and easily shows the penis
Hey Jordin I can see your pony wave
by Bobhope6969 June 12, 2019
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Prison Pony

I went to the zoo and saw a prison pony.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2022
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