pull a duck

to offer up being punched in the face in exchange for a cigarette

hey man can i pull a duck?

by irish grenade July 6, 2010

Duck Commander

When you blow in your partners butthole like a duck call.

My girlfriend wanted to try something new lastnight, so I gave her the Duck Commander.

by K-Dub369 December 27, 2014

The duck effect

A psychological phenomenon where a chick is rejected by the mother duck due to an unwanted human interaction. Can be displayed in humans.

I touched her bag and now she wants me to buy a new one, it must be the duck effect.

by Bananasmoothieandpeas November 9, 2016

Fucking the Duck

Telling someone they are not doing anything useful with their time.

Person 1: "I thought I told you to do your homework."
Person 2: "I am."
Person 1: "To me it just looks like you're fucking the duck."

by jg357 November 11, 2018

duck yourself

when you misspell fuck yourself

Oh go duck yourself.

by gizyonPvP August 7, 2017

Blaze Duck

A person who is a total clown that comes from Canada. Typically, these people are feared, as they are a ferdifella

“Yo what’s up?”
“Nothing much. Just ran away from Jackson because it turned out he is a Blaze Duck”
“Yo, that’s crazy! How did we not know he was Canadian?!”

by Ligman July 15, 2018

The gooey duck

When two men dock each others prolapsed anuses.

Kris and Jeff tried the gooey duck on Saturday, it didn't go well. Jeff got stuck and they looked like two dogs stuck to each other.

by Hi5yoface February 13, 2019