A crash

When a crush goes wrong…
This can happen in many ways, for example:

Being rejected, friend/sibling zoned,

Becoming too obsessed and making them hate you
You find out that your crush is a horrible person/has a terrible habit etc.
Or when you know everything about them and they didn’t know you existed.

Basically when your crush, crashes.

Jen: I love you Brad!!
Brad: Who are you…?
Jen: *in mind* well that crush turned into a crash

by Low_Wifi December 6, 2022

Food Crash

When you eat so much that you’re tired and fall asleep or fall asleep while eating

I ate so much yesterday that I had a food crash

by Your Local FBI Agent March 31, 2021

twist and crash

Slang for a traffic circle aka roundabout.

slow down and watch out up ahead - we are gonna go through the twist and crash soon.

by wfukradio May 26, 2023

Crash slamming

When you get so drunk you fuck a transgender.

Im Crash slamming after Friday because it's Saturday morning.

by EddieBrock5 September 8, 2023

Crash

COOL OR AWESOME

“Dude that was so crash”

by Neglon November 12, 2025

meteor crash

when you want to break the awkward silence by flipping a table and setting shit on fire. also involves the breaking of pots and repeating bellyflops on the table.

Jake: BRO! jerry just meteor crashed my house!

by DAMMIOT January 19, 2017

Reasonable Crash Out

When you Crash Out (lose your shit) but the situation is so messed up you’re justified.

Person A: Did you hear Jessie punched Sam in the Jaw, shot her, and then stomped on her face?

Person B: Didn’t Sam suggest jessie make amends with her ex after he cheated on her with SAM??!

Person A: Yeah i think so.

Person B: Eh, reasonable crash out, i would’ve done the same.

by ThunderousKirin March 10, 2025