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A crash

When a crush goes wrong…
This can happen in many ways, for example:

Being rejected, friend/sibling zoned,

Becoming too obsessed and making them hate you
You find out that your crush is a horrible person/has a terrible habit etc.
Or when you know everything about them and they didn’t know you existed.

Basically when your crush, crashes.
Jen: I love you Brad!!
Brad: Who are you…?
Jen: *in mind* well that crush turned into a crash
by Low_Wifi December 6, 2022
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Food Crash

When you eat so much that you’re tired and fall asleep or fall asleep while eating
I ate so much yesterday that I had a food crash
by Your Local FBI Agent March 31, 2021
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twist and crash

slow down and watch out up ahead - we are gonna go through the twist and crash soon.
by wfukradio May 26, 2023
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Crash slamming

When you get so drunk you fuck a transgender.
Im Crash slamming after Friday because it's Saturday morning.
by EddieBrock5 September 8, 2023
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Crash

Dude that was so crash”
by Neglon November 12, 2025
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meteor crash

when you want to break the awkward silence by flipping a table and setting shit on fire. also involves the breaking of pots and repeating bellyflops on the table.
Jake: BRO! jerry just meteor crashed my house!
by DAMMIOT January 19, 2017
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Reasonable Crash Out

When you Crash Out (lose your shit) but the situation is so messed up you’re justified.
Person A: Did you hear Jessie punched Sam in the Jaw, shot her, and then stomped on her face?

Person B: Didn’t Sam suggest jessie make amends with her ex after he cheated on her with SAM??!

Person A: Yeah i think so.

Person B: Eh, reasonable crash out, i would’ve done the same.
by ThunderousKirin March 10, 2025
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