one square wonder

A miraculous event where only 1 square of toilet paper is required.

I just totally took a 3 hour dump and supringly, it was a one square wonder.

by lambdaradiation March 3, 2014

One Shit Wonder

The act of someone taking such a massive shit that they don't feel the urge to go within another week. Usually, after someone pulls a one shit wonder, they feel very light-headed. It is also very common to occur during the nighttime.

"Why haven't you been going to the bathroom lately, son?"

"Last Tuesday I had a One Shit Wonder."

"Oh, I thought that was your father poopsterbating"

by Droidxl May 11, 2014

creamy wonder

When you cum so much it foams up and looks like you sprayed it out of a whipped cream can.

I had such a big creamy wonder last night my girlfriend called my penis a can of whipped cream

by Definitions united July 8, 2014

wonder pigeon

an exceptionally ugly pigeon who wonders around people's yard looking for suitable places to take a shit on

Joe: Yo, what happend to your yard bro?
Mike: the unthinkable wonder pigeon brah

by numbaOneStunna October 26, 2013

wonder pigeon

An exceptionally ugly pigeon who wonders around peoples' yards looking for suitable places to take a shit on.

Joe: Yo, what happend to yo yard bro?

Mike: the unthinkable wonder pigeon brah

by AnonymousPigeon October 26, 2013

horribly wonderful

Something that is instantly disgusting on it's face, but upon you trying it, experiencing it, it is an addictive vice that you must convince others to try and join your mad cult.

Dude you gotta try White Castle Hamburgers. They are horribly wonderful. Let's get the 30 pak Crave Case.

by bostonjerk April 25, 2015

Two handed wonder

When your masturbate and pet your dog at the same time.

Did you hear about Tom, he is a two handed wonder.

by TwoHandedWonder October 9, 2016