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My Sweet Jamaican Empress

Good morning My Sweet Jamaican Empress missing you now(Michael Bolton)How tings?
Went to our favorite music place in Santa Cruz yesterday got some nice music I know you all ways love you music it's one of the reasons I love you so,I am up for work in a couple of hrs,but wanted to take time out for you, you always know wat me was thinking & care

bout how me feel. Me wish me did listen to
you when you tell me say me female friend

was jealous of we it tun out you right she com with a bag a tricks I tell har to move she say never see mon like me stay true to my woman a long time she a pree me & you. I'm glad you a good woman if me dead tomorrow know you were always with me even though we in two different country yah now.I know you married & all a dat it don't take nothin fram me to think a you happiness My Sweet Empress. We were all ways each other Best Friend in life a the way it should be.Hope he know how to love you & all ways prioritize you..
I love you all ways
Errol's Wife
My Sweet Jamaican Empress wish you was here me..
by Janet21 March 8, 2023
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Berry Wife

A wife that is forced to anally and vaginally consume thousands of berries daily.
Tommy can’t wait to get home to his Berry Wife.
by Daniel_Lover March 10, 2022
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cod wife

Your ride or die chick that you roll with on Call of Duty. Not to be confused with your real wife, who is most likely jealous of- and nags about your COD wife.
Back off bitch, I'm not talking to you- I'm talking to my COD wife.
by BiP0larBear January 11, 2023
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wife spanker

Visualizing your wife who is incarcerated while beating off .
My girl in prison so I got lotion bottle with her picture glued on it . I'm a wife spanker yeah but a cheater no.
by Han $olo March 27, 2023
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wife-beautiful

A woman that invokes an intense desire for marriage amongst even the most hardcore bachelors. She has likely turned down 20-25 proposals in her life
Jorja Smith is wife-beautiful
by anonymous September 22, 2021
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stagecoach wife

A girl you meet while drunk at the Stagecoach Country Music Festival and hold onto for the weekend. You have an amazing time, but it can be awkward when you wake up with her in a room full of strangers and don't remember how you got there.
Is that your girlfriend?

No, we met earlier tonight. That's my Stagecoach wife.
by Magic Don Ron June 16, 2016
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